I’m not sure how Democrats stomach each other. They ridicule us for protecting unborn children, but will fight to the death for a death row inmate. And just when you think that’s crazy, they say “Hold my beer!”
The Voter Rolls and the Democrat Love Affair with Chaos
Democrats have mastered the art of selective outrage and high drama when it comes to “voter rights.” While claiming to defend democracy, they deploy tactics that raise eyebrows higher than the inflation they created. Let’s break this down and see how their actions don’t align with their lofty rhetoric.
Death Row? Sure. Dead Voter Rolls? Not So Much
Democrats argue that every vote matters, even when it’s cast from beyond the grave. Efforts to remove dead voters or noncitizens from voter rolls are met with the ferocity mother bear defending her cubs. Why? Because leaving voter rolls unchecked conveniently serves their interests. Who else benefits from a system where states like California have voter registration numbers exceeding 100 percent of eligible citizens?
When Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin announced his push to remove illegal aliens from Virginia’s voter rolls and promised to take the fight to the Supreme Court if necessary, Democrats reacted as if he had proposed bringing back powdered wigs. The DOJ swooped in, not to enforce election integrity, but to argue these measures were “voter suppression.” Suppression of what exactly? Illegal votes?
🚨Glenn Youngkin says he’s filing an emergency court order to keep illegal aliens off Virginia voter rolls
Says he’ll go all the way to SCOTUS if he needs to
— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) October 25, 2024
The DOJ: Democracy’s Saboteur?
In the name of protecting democracy, Biden’s Department of Justice has transformed into a partisan attack dog, ready to sink its teeth into any state attempting to ensure fair elections. When Alabama or Arizona proposes commonsense reforms like voter ID or voter roll purges, the DOJ unleashes lawsuits, often citing vague infringements on federal election law.
This isn’t oversight—it’s overreach. The DOJ’s intervention undermines the very democracy they claim to protect. Ironically, while these same Democrats demand absolute transparency in issues like climate policy, they shroud election integrity in bureaucratic smog.
The FISA Farce and Judicial Shenanigans
Election interference isn’t confined to the ballot box. Remember the FISA court scandal? Democrats weaponized the court to spy on Trump’s campaign under the guise of national security, a move that makes Watergate look like jaywalking. The court, supposedly a paragon of judicial impartiality, rubber-stamped warrants based on fabricated evidence provided by the Clinton campaign. Yet Democrats preach about election integrity with the conviction of a prostitute attending Sexaholics Anonymous.
And what about 2020? Democrats boast that no court would hear Trump’s cases contesting the election results. What they don’t say is how these judges faced intimidation. The same tactics are used to scare attorneys away from conservative cases. Try finding a lawyer in a big city to defend election integrity—you’ll have better luck convincing Nancy Pelosi to endorse term limits.
Protecting Democracy, One Shameless Hypocrisy at a Time
Let’s talk pragmatism. Cleaning up voter rolls isn’t partisan; it’s responsible. Yet Democrats invoke the passion of a teenager defending their TikTok screen time if you try to implement voter cleanup. Their arguments often border on satire: removing dead voters or noncitizens, they claim, could lead to disenfranchisement. Disenfranchising whom? Zombies or tourists overstaying their visas?
Their opposition isn’t about protecting democracy; it’s about protecting their electoral strategy. When a party’s platform is so unappealing that their most reliable voting bloc might be the dearly departed, it’s no wonder they resist transparency.
Stacking the Deck
Faced with declining support among key demographics, Democrats have doubled down on chaos. Instead of crafting policies that appeal to voters, they prefer to tweak the rules of the game. Whether it’s expanding mail-in voting without safeguards, opposing voter ID laws, or suing states for cleaning their rolls, the pattern is clear: they fear a system where only legal votes are cast.
The Comedy of Errors
This obsession with “protecting” voter rights becomes even more laughable when juxtaposed with their disdain for basic election security. Imagine Democrats running a bank: they’d keep the vault open, remove the cameras, and claim anyone walking out with cash was just “engaging in free enterprise.”
If their claims weren’t so destructive, they’d be hilarious. But in reality, these tactics erode trust in the electoral process and fuel division. Democrats know this, but they also know chaos is their friend when their policies can’t compete.
The Verdict: Clean House, Clean Rolls
If Democrats cared as much about election integrity as they do about labeling MAGA supporters as “threats to democracy,” America might actually trust its elections again. But as it stands, their actions suggest they’re less concerned with protecting votes and more focused on ensuring the results go their way—dead voters and all.
With Republicans now emboldened, it’s time to push back. Trump has announced a national valid voter ID initiative. And I expect he will soon appoint an Election Integrity czar to over see the efforts.
Imagine clean the rolls across the nation. Democrats certainly don’t want to imagine that. Nor do they want only citizens voting, because that means the end of them. Trump will make Democrats eat their false claims of protecting the democracy and the integrity of elections. Justice is coming, and it will be dressed like vengeance.