The Art of the Lie: How Adam Schiff’s House of Cards Might Finally Collapse
If hypocrisy were a currency, Adam Schiff would be a billionaire. The man who spent years peddling the most debunked political fairytale since “Hillary’s 2016 victory speech” now finds himself in the crosshairs of the universe’s most ruthless accountant: karma. And the irony? He’s not being taken down for Russian collusion hoaxes, election interference, or even his suspiciously close proximity to underage congressional pages (allegedly!). No, Schiff’s downfall might come from the most mundane of white-collar crimes—mortgage fraud.
Oh, the poetry. The sweet, delicious, chef’s kiss of it all.
Schiff’s Greatest Hits: A Legacy Built on Lies
Before we dive into the mortgage mess, let’s take a quick stroll down memory lane—a lane paved with Schiff’s finest fabrications.
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Russian Collusion: The Nothingburger That Wouldn’t Die
Schiff, as House Intelligence Committee chair, spent years insisting he had “more than circumstantial” evidence that Donald Trump was a Kremlin puppet. Spoiler: He had nothing. The Mueller report? A dud. The Steele dossier? A Democratic-funded fanfic. Schiff’s credibility? Deader than MSNBC’s ratings post-2020. -
Impeachment(s): Because Once Wasn’t Enough
Schiff led the charge in both Trump impeachments—one over a perfect phone call, the other because the Left really, really didn’t like losing in 2016. Both failed. Spectacularly. -
January 6: The Insurrection That Wasn’t (Unless You Count FBI Informants)
Schiff hyperventilated about an “armed insurrection” while conveniently ignoring that the only person shot was an unarmed Trump supporter. But hey, why let facts ruin a good narrative?
And now, after years of weaponizing the justice system against his enemies, Schiff might finally face consequences—not for his big lies, but for a small one.
The Mortgage Fraud Fiasco: When FAFO Meets Fannie Mae
Holy Mother of Big Tish, now he finds himself in trouble, frankly for the smallest of his criminal activities: mortgage fraud.
Trump’s accusations of fraud began with a Tuesday a Truth Social post, in which he accused “scam artist” Schiff of committing mortgage fraud and wrote that Fannie Mae’s Financial Crimes Division was after him.
“Adam Schiff said that his primary residence was in MARYLAND to get a cheaper mortgage and rip off America, when he must LIVE in CALIFORNIA because he was a Congressman from CALIFORNIA.”
Schiff’s response? Predictable. Schiff called President Trump’s claim a “baseless attempt at political retribution” for the impeachments.
For those unfamiliar with mortgage fraud (i.e., people who don’t work in Congress), claiming a property as your primary residence when it’s actually a second home is a big no-no. Why? Because primary residences get lower interest rates. It’s like telling the DMV your Ferrari is a Prius to save on registration—except way more illegal.
The Irony Is So Thick You Could Spread It on Toast
Schiff spent years pushing the narrative that Trump was a fraud—tax fraud, bank fraud, “probably defrauded a hot dog vendor in 1987” fraud. And now? The man who cried “collusion” might get busted for the most basic white-collar crime imaginable.
It’s like Al Capone getting nailed for tax evasion—and like Capone, Schiff is equally as vile a criminal and guilty of much bigger crimes..
Schiff’s Best Defense? ‘But Trump!’
In a desperate Hail Mary, Schiff tried to pivot to Trump’s “ongoing Jeffrey Epstein files controversy.”
What controversy? The one where Trump banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago after he creeped out the staff? The one where flight logs show Trump flew on Epstein’s plane once (compared to Bill Clinton’s 26 times)? That “controversy”?
Nice try, Shifty.
Why This Might Actually Stick
Unlike Russian collusion or J6 theatrics, mortgage fraud is refreshingly simple. Either Schiff lied on his loan applications or he didn’t. And if the documents Trump posted are legit? Well, let’s just say Fannie Mae doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Conclusion: The Universe Always Collects
Adam Schiff built a career on lies, smears, and weaponized hypocrisy. And now, in a twist so poetic it would make Shakespeare smirk, he might finally face consequences—not for his big crimes, but for the small one he thought nobody would notice.
I absolutely love the irony that two of Trump’s biggest opponents, Big Tish and Adam Schiff are both in trouble for the thing that they tried to use to bankrupt Trump.
Karma’s a bitch, Adam (and Big Tish). And she always comes collecting.
