Joe Biden finally emerged from his rat hole — likely one with a Ukrainian foundation grant — to share a message no one asked for.
According to the Associated Press, Biden warned that “dark days” are ahead for America. Dark days? For Joe’s America, maybe. But for the rest of us, the sun’s coming up, the economy’s recovering, and Trump’s making Democrats sweat through their hypocrisy suits.
Biden made his comments after completing radiation therapy for prostate cancer, Politico reports. Apparently he found just enough stamina to lecture the nation about freedom after his Weekend at Bernie’s. After four years of watching him confuse the nuclear codes with his Wi-Fi password, it’s humorous to hear him diagnose America’s problems.
And just when you thought his delusion had limits, the Edward M. Kennedy Institute — named after a man who drove off bridges — awarded Biden a “Lifetime Achievement Award.”
Of course they did. In the modern Left’s Hall of Fame, failure is the new excellence. If you’ve managed to botch Afghanistan, bankrupt middle-class families, and criminalize free speech, congratulations — you’ve earned yourself a plaque and a handshake from the ghost of Chappaquiddick.
Biden had the gall to warn against what he called attacks on free speech. That’s right — the same man whose DOJ censored Americans for questioning masks, vaccines, and elections is now pretending to be the patron saint of open dialogue. It’s like Jeffrey Dahmer lecturing us on portion control.
And as if the irony couldn’t metastasize faster than his cancer, Biden went on to claim that Trump is “exceeding the limits of executive power.” You heard that right — the guy who locked down the country over a viral sneeze and ruled by executive order now thinks Trump is the dictator. AP reported his actual words:
“Friends, I can’t sugar coat any of this. These are dark days,” said the 82-year-old, before adding that America is “more powerful than any dictator.”
That’s the part Biden got right — we are more powerful than any dictator, including the one installed during the 2020 coup.
We voted him out, despite censorship, indictments, and a media that treats Democrats like a religion and Trump like the devil.
Then Biden provided his example of Trump’s alleged suppression of free speech — Jimmy Kimmel. No, seriously. “The late-night hosts continue to shine a light on free speech knowing their careers are on the line,” Biden said.
So let’s get this straight: Trump’s supposedly ending free speech… because Jimmy Kimmel still has free speech?
Kimmel remains on ABC, still whining. If this is oppression, it’s the most generous one in history.
And let’s not forget: Trump didn’t take Kimmel off the air for the short stint it was off. Kimmel’s own crude comment about the assassination of Charlie Kirk got him suspended. You’d think a man who makes a living running his mouth might know when to stop before threatening people. So when Kimmel loses his job again — and it’s coming — maybe Biden can hand him the “Courage Under Delusion” award.
Meanwhile, Biden’s DOJ continues to call its witch hunts “justice.”
But Trump’s DOJ? It’s about actual justice — which should terrify every member of the Biden Crime Family. If Biden keeps poking the bear, someone might start tallying those LLCs and the suspicious web of bank wires that Hunter conveniently forgot to declare. You can bet that it won’t take a team of blockchain quants to figure out where the Ukrainian money trail leads.
The White House, apparently trying to one-up itself in self-parody, responded through assistant press secretary Liz Huston:
“The real ‘dark days’ were under Joe Biden’s failed leadership – when millions of illegal alien criminals poured into our cities, inflation crushed working families, and men played in women’s sports.”
Let’s revisit Biden’s “dark days” prophecy. Historically speaking, every Democrat in decline has uttered some form of it.
Jimmy Carter gave us “malaise.” Barack Obama gave us “you didn’t build that.” And Biden gave us “where am I?” It’s the same recycled despair — a eulogy for the America they tried and failed to dismantle.
Democrats mistake their personal collapse for national crisis. When they lose power, we supposedly lose democracy. But when Trump regains it, freedom suddenly has a pulse again. Biden’s “dark days” are nothing more than the sound of the swamp creatures turning on the light switch and realizing the exterminator is back in town.
The Kennedy Institute awarding him for “lifetime achievement” is its own dark comedy. These institutions — from the Pulitzer Board to the Nobel Committee — have become laundromats for liberal reputations. They scrub the stench of corruption with awards and speeches, hoping nobody remembers what those people actually did. But when Biden’s scandals finally go mainstream — when Hunter’s laptop becomes unavoidable evidence instead of a “Russian plant” — these same institutions will scramble faster than CNN in a truth emergency.
In the end, Biden’s “dark days” remark was a confession, not a prediction.
The darkness he spoke of isn’t America’s future — it’s his legacy. The failed presidency. The corruption exposed. The laughter that followed when America realized the joke wasn’t Trump — it was the guy calling him a dictator.
So yes, Joe, there are dark days ahead. But they’re not ours. They belong to you and the rest of the political vampires who fed off this country while calling it compassion. The lights are coming on. The audits are underway. And the man you mocked as the “Orange Menace”? He’s now the guy fumigating the White House.
Enjoy your participation trophy, Captain Demento.
