There’s a sound in the distance—a front snap kick right to the naughty bits—and it’s coming for John Brennan.
The former CIA Director, Deep State patriarch, and Russia-hoax maestro should invest in a cup. Because karma is about to deliver a nut-buster to Brennan’s crotch.
Gone are the cushy consulting gigs and media ops to bash Trump as Brennan will soon pay for the sins he committed during and after the Obama years.
The House Judiciary Committee, led by Jim Jordan, has officially referred Brennan for criminal prosecution. The charge? Knowingly making false statements to Congress about his role in one of the most expensive political con jobs in American history—the Russia collusion hoax.
Smug bastard that he is, Brennan thought his day of reckoning would never come; the CIA’s equivalent to Al Sharpton—always preaching, never accountable. He believed the swamp’s walls would protect him forever, even as he built the Russia-collusion narrative from the inside out. But as it turns out, those walls weren’t fortified—they were just covered in fake news wallpaper.
Now the walls are cracking.
The Coup That Backfired
In the war against Trump, Brennan earned the rank of general. He was part of the Obama-era cabal that turned the nation’s intelligence apparatus into the Democrat Party’s private detective agency. Ultimately as it pertained to Trump, Brennan gathering intelligence; he was manufacturing it.
When Brennan sat before Congress in May 2023, he testified about his agency’s involvement in crafting the 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment (ICA). That “assessment” was nothing more than a glorified BuzzFeed article dressed up with a CIA letterhead, claiming Russia “developed a clear preference” for Trump in 2016.
The foundation of this lie? The now-infamous Steele dossier—a British bedtime story paid for by Hillary Clinton’s campaign and laundered through the FBI.
Two senior CIA officers warned that the dossier failed to meet even basic tradecraft standards. Translation: it was garbage. But Brennan reportedly brushed that off, saying, “Yes, but doesn’t it ring true?” A line that deserves to be embroidered on his prison jumpsuit.
Because, sure, it “rang true” to a man who hated Trump more than truth itself. Brennan wanted it to be true so badly, he willed fantasy into intelligence. It’s the kind of logic you’d expect from a fake psychic, not the nation’s top spymaster.
The Man Who Cried Russia
For years, Brennan played the part of righteous patriot on TV, warning of Russian influence while being the biggest influence-peddler in Washington. Every time Trump sneezed, Brennan ran to CNN with a Kleenex labeled “Kremlin.”
He spent his post-CIA career auditioning for a role in The Resistance: The Musical—complete with bad takes, worse intel, and an ego that could knock satellites out of orbit.
But now, the DOJ under Attorney General Pam Bondi might finally give him what he deserves—a front-row seat at his own public political lynching.
And let’s be clear: Brennan isn’t being targeted because of politics, but because he lied.
He lied to Congress, he lied to the American people, and he lied to history. This wasn’t a misunderstanding—it was manipulation.
He orchestrated the intelligence community’s “assessment” to give political cover to Hillary Clinton’s failed campaign and to delegitimize Trump’s victory. It was the bureaucratic version of somebody flipping the chess board because they know they are losing.
And Brennan didn’t act alone. He had the full support of the Beltway echo chamber—Comey, Clapper, and the other self-appointed saints of surveillance. Together, they pulled off the intelligence community’s version of Ocean’s Eleven. Sadly, the only thing they robbed was Americans’ trust in government.
The Day Trump Won—Again
I honestly wish we could’ve been in the room with Brennan and the rest of the coup cabal the night Trump won again. The moment they knew they couldn’t prevent him from occupying the White House, again. They were pissed in 2016 when Trump won. But in 2024, you could’ve bottled their despair and sold it as a cologne called “Eau de Panic.”
That glorious moment of realization that when Trump took back the Oval Office, the clock to their demise ticked louder than the tell-tale heart. Instead of burying him, they realized they had buried themselves instead.
All of the traitors in our government underestimated both the man and the movement. Their arrogance led to their current demise. And their attitude was understandable, given how much they stacked the deck against Trump. By then, they felt untouchable.
Now Brennan faces a DOJ that isn’t a branch office of the DNC. Bondi’s Justice Department isn’t playing politics—it’s playing hardball. And Brennan’s name just moved to first on the lineup.
Justice is being served, with extra sides of irony.
A Reckoning Long Overdue
“Making false statements before Congress is a crime,” Jim Jordan reminded the DOJ.
Jordan’s letter to the DOJ wasn’t just procedural—it was a declaration of war against bureaucratic deceit. It said what millions of Americans have known for years: the Deep State wasn’t protecting democracy—it was strangling it.
Next in line of logic: why did Brennan lie?
He abused the CIA’s credibility, weaponized classified information, and manipulated the media. He used national security as a political tool and then feigned outrage when Trump called him out for it. All to get Trump, dupe the American people, and continue whatever other illegal activities he was tasked to do.
What the world will soon learn is the treachery of America’s own CIA director under Barack Obama. A man who should have been fired in disgraced and forgotten years ago. Instead, he was canonized by the Left, and rewarded by CNN and other Leftist groups. For the Left, Brennan’s betrayal of America wears like a bade of honor.
But the tide has shifted. Bravo to the House for doing its part.
The End of Brennan’s Protection Plan
In the Obama years, Brennan was untouchable—shielded by power, protected by media, and idolized by people who couldn’t define “intelligence” if you spotted them the vowels.
But this isn’t 2016 anymore. Trump’s back. The swamp’s draining. And the people running Washington now actually like America.
When Brennan eventually faces trial, it won’t just be about false statements. It’ll be about setting an example. It’ll be about showing every bureaucrat, every media stooge, and every intel officer that the truth isn’t optional anymore.
And when the verdict drops, I hope the judge doesn’t just sentence him—I hope she quotes Brennan’s own words: “Doesn’t it ring true?”
Be assured that John Brennan’s indictment is in the mail.
