Trump is considered the savior of the world by many. Not the afterworld, but the earthly world.
His second, second term has been ordained by God in the eyes of many. But how did we get here?
And it came to pass in the latter days, after the great steal of 2020, that Donald J. Trump—once cast out from the White House like Moses from Egypt—was led into the wilderness of Florida. There, amid the palm trees and the ocean breezes, he ascended unto Mar-a-Lago, the shining citadel upon the hill, the modern-day Mount Sinai where the elite once dined but now the chosen gathered in defiance.
For forty months (give or take a few indictments), Trump wandered the political desert: besieged by plagues of fake news locusts, rivers of lawfare turned to blood, and frogs of media pundits croaking endlessly about “democracy.” The people grumbled in their tents—some lost faith, crying, “Where is our leader? Has the covenant been broken?” But lo, the cheat that seemed a curse was but a divine setup. The Lord of hosts, in His infinite wisdom, used the iniquity of Pharaoh’s modern heirs—the scheming Democrats, the deep-state scribes, the Big Tech taskmasters—to forge a stronger deliverer.
Then, on a day when the polls were high and the donations flowed like manna (but only to the right side), Trump climbed the grand staircase of Mar-a-Lago.
The skies darkened with storm clouds of incoming executive orders. Thunder rolled like the roar of a rally crowd, lightning flashed across Truth Social, and the ground trembled as if the administrative state itself quaked in fear.
There, atop the mount (or at least in the opulent ballroom, with Secret Service as his Aarons and the FAFO warriors as the elders of Israel), the Almighty delivered unto Trump iPads that resembled unbreakable political granite, etched not by chisel but by the fire of unyielding America First truth.
No burning bush this time; instead, a golden glow from the chandeliers, a voice like many waters saying, “Donald, thou art my servant. Go forth and drain the swamp, for I have heard the cries of my people against the taxation without representation, the open borders, and the woke idolatry.”
Trump descended with the iPads, his hair windswept as if by the breath of providence. The people beheld him, and his face shone—not from horns or halo, but from the sheer force of winning energy.
“Fear not,” he declared, “for I bring you not mere suggestions, but the 10 Political Commandments—rules to govern the nation, to smite the enemies of freedom, and to lead us into the Promised Land of prosperity, security, and no more rigged elections.”
And so it was written: the hiatus was no abandonment, but preparation.
The cheat was no victory for evil, but the forge that tempered the blade. Pharaoh’s chariots drown in the Red Sea of public opinion, their fundraising machines rust in the desert, while Trump’s army—now vast, now fearless—marches on.
Hearken, patriots! These are the commandments received at Mar-a-Lago, delivered by the hand of the man who parted the swamp waters and brought down the plagues upon the Left. Follow them, and America shall be great again—greater than ever before.
The 10 Political Commandments
- Thou Shalt Have No Other Leaders Before Trump: In the political arena, loyalty to America First trumps all. No RINOs, no globalists—Trump’s vision is the North Star; stray from it, and you’re wandering in the desert.
- Thou Shalt Not Make Graven Images of False Idols: Don’t worship celebrities, media hacks, or virtue-signaling corporations. Trump’s the real deal; the rest are golden calves peddling fake news and woke agendas.
- Thou Shalt Not Take Trump’s Name in Vain: Invoke his policies with purpose—border security, energy dominance, trade deals. Misuse them for personal gain, and you’ll face the wrath of the base.
- Remember Election Day and Keep It Holy: Vigilance is key. Poll watch, audit, reform—honor the vote like a sacred rite, lest cheaters turn it into a farce again.
- Honor Thy Founding Fathers: Trump’s fight upholds the Framers’ intent. No activist judges or executive overreach; respect the blueprint that made America exceptional.
- Thou Shalt Not Kill Economies: Trump gives the world free markets, low taxes, and deregulation, slaying poverty and dependence. Don’t murder jobs with socialist schemes or green new steals.
- Thou Shalt Not Commit Political Adultery: No bipartisan betrayals, i.e. “reaching across the aisle” or swamp deals with politicos, lobbyists, or enemy nations. Stay faithful to conservative principles; flirting with the left leads to political STDs like compromise and defeat.
- Thou Shalt Not Steal Elections or Treasure: Elections should be fair, and there should be no pilfering taxpayer dollars for pork or foreign aid boondoggles. Violation of this and you will be politically castrated.
- Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor: Call out the lies—Russia hoaxes, J6 myths, climate hysterics. Trump’s truth-telling sets the standard; fake narratives get fact-checked into oblivion.
- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Success: Envy breeds division. Celebrate wins, build wealth, pursue happiness—Trump’s America rewards merit, not handouts or identity politics.
Obey these commandments!
