And here I thought the government was the biggest Sugar Daddy — that’s why black folks call government Uncle Sugar!
As it turns out, the biggest Sugar Daddies may be “SeekingArrangement.com,” self-proclaimed “#1 online dating website for sugar babies and generous men.”
The SeekingArrangement site claims that over 40,000 of its members are…school teachers!
In a press release, SeekingArrangement’s suggests that teachers on the website are responding conventionally to diminished budgets, overcrowded classrooms and, of course, the perpetual need for school supplies.
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Funny, when you consider that (1) teachers are not forced into the profession, (2) they get paid to work only 9 months out of the year. Oh, and (3) don’t they have those GREAT unions?
According to SeekingArrangement, the top five school districts in the country for sugar-baby teachers are (in order):
- School District of Philadelphia
- Miami-Dade County Public
- Los Angeles Unified School District
- Clark County School District (in the Las Vegas area)
- New York City public schools
No surprise that ALL of these are Liberal bastions of “hope and change.”
I have a better idea, and that is to make all teachers have to work at the Mustang Ranch…for FREE. The way I see it, your teacher screwed you out of an education, so at least this way you might get a little “somethin’ somethin'” back.