And here I thought the government was the biggest Sugar Daddy — that’s why black folks call government Uncle Sugar!
As it turns out, the biggest Sugar Daddies may be “SeekingArrangement.com,” self-proclaimed “#1 online dating website for sugar babies and generous men.”
The SeekingArrangement site claims that over 40,000 of its members are…school teachers!
In a press release, SeekingArrangement’s CEO suggests that teachers on the website are responding conventionally to diminished budgets, overcrowded classrooms and, of course, the perpetual need for school supplies.
Funny, when you consider that (1) teachers are not forced into the profession, (2) they get paid to work only 9 months out of the year. Oh, and (3) don’t they have those GREAT unions?
According to SeekingArrangement, the top five school districts in the country for sugar-baby teachers are (in order):
- School District of Philadelphia
- Miami-Dade County Public Schools
- Los Angeles Unified School District
- Clark County School District (in the Las Vegas area)
- New York City public schools
No surprise that ALL of these are Liberal bastions of “hope and change.”
I have a better idea, and that is to make all teachers have to work at the Mustang Ranch…for FREE. The way I see it, your teacher screwed you out of an education, so at least this way you might get a little “somethin’ somethin'” back.
