According to Sharpton: If You’re White You’re Racist

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whiteWhat makes someone a racist? Just being white itself according to AL!

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If you think Ice T is a delicious, summer-time drink and not a west coast rapper.

If your treble is turned up higher than your bass in your Toyota Prius.

If you think booty is goods or property seized through piracy.

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If you think Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

If you can’t wait to start journaling in your new faux leather alligator embossed diary.

If you DVR Glee.

If you think eating hummus makes you exotic, and thus, hip.

If you enjoy rollerblading while listening to Tony Robbins.

If you wear a Polo shirt with the collar flipped up.

If you think Lucille Ball was a hoot.

If you adore songs by Graham Russell and Roger Hitchcock.

If you only eat organic vegetables purchased via a group co-op.

If the only black music you listen to is rare, bootleg tracks by Duke Ellington.

If you enjoy badminton and/or croquet.

If grammar is really, really important to you.

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