With the brilliant success of the Obamacare Rollout, millions of Americans are scratching their heads and wondering exactly where Kathleen Sebelius found the über-nerds that programmed the touted Healthcare site.
Wonder no more! I’ve found them! Those technological wizards who programmed the Smartest Man in the World’s healthcare website!
Score one for me! I am positive it was Peggy and Crew who deftly hardcoded and tested this marvel of interwebs efficiency!
Watch and see if you don’t concur: the code has Peggy written all over it!
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Somewhere in the Arctic regions Peggy and Pals are ignoring the pesky red ObamaPhone ringing off the hook!
Meanwhile, in the oval office, a Nobel Peace Prize Laureate is popping Tums and pouting.