In what has to be one of the funniest concepts on how to attain world peace, The People’s Cube may have actually found the answer.
What if the answer to world peace is not, in fact, global redistribution of wealth, but global redistribution of hair follicles? Granted, this theory isn’t any better or worse than all the other unproven theories that are guiding today’s world politics, but this is exactly why we should give it a try.
According to my calculations, all wars will end as soon as world leaders begin to trade haircuts in the name of fairness and follicle equality for all.
I think John Kerry should consider what these guys are proposing. After all, it’s just as effective.
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