I’m not a doctor, but I’m constantly looking for the cause of (and cure for) Liberalism.
I guess it’s my way of giving back to mankind. Because if we eradicate Liberalism, life would be better for everyone on the planet.
Researchers from Johns Hopkins University and the University of Nebraska have discovered a virus that makes you just a little bit dumber.
SEE! There IS hope for Gruber’s ignorant Obamabots!
The scientists stumbled upon the previously unknown “stupidity virus” in the throat cultures of healthy subjects during a completely unrelated experiment. The 44 percent of people who tested positive for the virus performed 7 to 9 points lower on IQ tests that measured attention span and how fast and accurately people process visual information.
When the Nebraska researchers injected the virus into the digestive systems of mice, same thing. The rodents blundered around mazes, appeared flummoxed by new toys and seemed oblivious to new entry ways in and out of their cages. In short, they acted a tiny bit stupider than the average mouse.
“This is a striking example showing that the ‘innocuous’ microorganisms we carry can affect behavior and cognition,” said lead investigator Dr. Robert Yolken, a virologist and pediatric infectious disease specialist at the Johns Hopkins Children’s Center in Baltimore who led the study.
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