Putin Debuts ‘FATHER OF ALL BOMBS’ in Defiance of President Trump

Leave it to Putin to try to one-up President Trump.

President Trump used the “mother of all bombs” for the first time in history, so Putin has introduced his big bomb.

According to The Daily Caller, Putin has pulled the gender card and introduced the “Father of All Bombs”.

And if you believe the Russian propaganda then Putin’s ‘FATHER of all bombs’ yields FOUR TIMES more power than Trump’s MOAB

“Its effectiveness and capabilities are comparable to nuclear weapons,” deputy chief of staff of the Russian armed forces Alexander Rukshin said on the video,

Russia Today ran a piece Friday titled, “Forget the ‘Mother of all bombs,’ meet the Russian-made ‘Daddy.’”

I’m sure the womens‘ movement won’t bother to credit President Trump for giving women the credit. Nor do I expect women to chastise Putin for his claims exalting his misogynistic bomb.

Putin needed to do something in response to President Trump’s MOAB strick in Afghanistan.

So in a move sure to make Kim Jong-un proud, the Russians started bragging.

“Russia possess [sic] something far superior,” the lede of what more or less amounts to a Kremlin press release reads. “Kids, meet Daddy.”

“The Aviation Thermobaric Bomb of Increased Power, known as the ‘Father of all bombs’ (FOAB), was developed by Russia in 2007 and eclipses its US rival in both power and efficiency.”

Sure. And if I watch Rocky IV enough times, Drago will eventually showcase his superior Russian training and strength.

In what I can only view as an effort to appease environmentalists, the Russians were clear to point out the niceties of their Pappa Bear bomb.

“At the same time use of this weapon does not damage or pollute the environment,” and instead leaves the ground looking like the “surface of the moon.”

Next, perhaps the Russians will add seeds to their bombs, so it will re-landscape the big hole it supposedly leaves?

Mine’s Bigger than Yours

Have we even looked at Vladimir Putin’s hands. He’s a rather small man.

Put simply, have we seen Trump’s biggest bomb? I think our president is just looking through the warehouse asking, “What will this one do?”

I know the Russians are hacking us all the time, but I’m sure we still have a secret or two up our sleeves. My bet is we have the “Grandfather of the Father of All Bombs,” and President Trump is just waiting to unleash that bad boy.