Biden: Spawn Hillary Clinton and Other Leftist Liars

Brian Williams and a few of his closest lying Leftist frat boys had raucous sex with Hillary Clinton, I know the outcome.

9 months later the group would appear on Maury to figure out which of the men fathered Joe Biden.

Biden lies more than any politician. No wonder his wife decided to come to her husband’s aid recently, essentially asking Democrats to hold their nose to vote for him.

The Washington Times chronicled Biden’s lies. While most people condone lying when asked, “Does this dress make me look fat”, I think the truth should be told to Biden when he asks, “Does this brain make me look stupid?!”.

Biden’s lie are impossible to overlook, as they speak to his character. As The Washington Times reported on one of Biden’s blatant lies:

Biden claimed in multiple speeches in 2008 that he knew where Osama bin Laden was hiding because his helicopter had been “forced down” nearby in the mountains of Afghanistan.

“If you want to know where al Qaeda lives, you want to know where bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me,” said Biden. “Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are.” In another speech, he claimed al Qaeda is “in the mountains between Afghanistan and Pakistan … where my helicopter was recently forced down.”

The truth?

The helicopter actually landed to wait out a snowstorm, according to the Associated Press.

Biden, John Kerry, and Chuck Hagel were on a Senate junket in Afghanistan when their helicopter crossed paths with the storm, according to reports. The pilot landed as a precaution, and a U.S. military convoy picked up the senators and took them to the main American airbase.

“Other than getting a little cold, it was fine,” Kerry told the AP when asked about the incident. “We were going to send Biden out to fight the Taliban with snowballs,” he joked.

Next Biden claimed to be a coal miner.

Why would he tell such a lie? Because he was speaking to coal miners. And as the Leftist Liars explain, Biden loves to “relate”; “relate” being their euphemism for lying.

While running for president in 2008, Biden told the United Mine Workers that he was a coal miner.

“I hope you won’t hold it against me, but I am a hard-coal miner, anthracite coal, Scranton, Pennsylvania,” Biden said. “It’s nice to be back in coal country. It’s a different accent [in Virginia], but it’s the same deal. We were taught that our faith and our family was the only really important thing, and our faith and our family informed everything we did.”

The Biden campaign later told the AP that his comment was a “joke.” But it echoed another false claim he had made about coming from a family of coal miners during his 1988 campaign.

Read more in The Washington Examiner about how Biden pushed this particular lie to the brink.

Next, in the spirit of Brian Williams, Biden claimed to get “shot at” in Iraq in 2007 while visiting the Green Zone. This is a heavily guarded area in the middle of Baghdad where the United States embassy is based.

“Let’s start telling the truth,” he said. “Number one, you take all the troops out — you better have helicopters ready to take those 3,000 civilians inside the Green Zone, where I have been seven times and shot at.”

When asked for details about the shooting, a Biden campaign aide told the Hill that the then-senator was staying at a hotel in the Green Zone when a mortar landed several hundred yards away.

The Washington Times reported 3 more incidents where Biden lied. Interestingly, Biden didn’t need to lie. He just likes to lie.

For Biden, being bigger than life is an addiction. However, since in reality he leads the life of a mental midget, he must exaggerate his life to feel better about himself.

And he hopes his lies makes other find him acceptable.

Democrats know Biden lies openly and incessantly. Also, they know he will f*ck up his chances to beat Trump, chances that happen to be slim and none. Frankly, Democrats have reason to worry. Biden can and will make more serious political “mistakes”, except if he runs against Trump, Biden won’t get a pass.

Derek Hunter wrote of Biden,

In 2012, I wrote about Biden’s long, storied history of absurdity and lies. “He could say something absurd, such as “I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect.”

Then he could rattle off a list of academic scholarships he earned, how he didn’t really care his first year of law school but then started to and graduated in the top half of his class, etc. Only it’s all a lie. He eventually has to admit it was all a lie. His scholarship was based on need, not academics, he didn’t graduate in the top half of his class – he was 76th out of 85…”

Essentially Biden said what he needed to say to back down a man legitimately questioning his credentials. Because the man couldn’t fact-check Biden at the time, he had to take Biden’s word for it. In the end, Biden lied through his teeth.

Let’s all say it together: “What if Trump did this?”. Don’t bother to answer.

Trump has no need to lie, since he has a legit past and a robust present.

As for Democrats, they need Biden to go away. But as Hunter writes,

No candidate or news outlet wants to be the one to knock him out of the race. Don’t get me wrong, they want him gone, but they don’t want to be the one to do it. People like him. Years of friendly, PR-level press coverage has made an impression on Democratic voters. A campaign death-blow would rebound unfavorably on the person who lands it. So they’re going for the “death by a thousand cuts” approach, hoping he simply implodes.

Of course, the one person recklessly wielding the sharpest knife is Biden. It’s just a question of whether or not the media will honestly report about the deep cuts he regularly inflicts on himself.

Democrats have no chance of beating Trump, regardless of their candidate.

I predicted long early that Biden would be a three-time loser in presidential races. I declared that Democrats would eventually tire of Biden’s “Bidenisms”, realizing he has no shot to beat Trump.

The so-called “surge” of Elizabeth Warren showcases the desperation of the Democrats, as they try to bleed out Biden. But it also validates my next theory, that Democrats will use the next candidate as a sacrificial lamb to the slaughter. They need a “fake” candidate to take the brutal beating by Trump. Democrats hope this trouncing will allow them to catch their breath, as things get really bad for the party.

Will they choose Warren? Who knows. Perhaps they continue patching up Creepy Joe Biden, and he limps in as their candidate? Don’t hold your breath on that scenario. But these leftist liars carry democrat superstar status. Eventually when enough blood fills the water, the sharks feast.

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