Who Are ‘Umbrella Man’ and ‘Pizza Guy’?

It’s Reads Like A Plot from a Bad Spy Novel.

History is clearly repeating itself.

A man dressed in black carrying an umbrella serves as a harbinger of national bedlam. But this is not Dallas, 1963.  This just happened in Minneapolis, 2020. Now it’s snowballed into a burning nation.

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How did the grievous protests devolve so quickly?  Just like the infamous Zapruder film, there is purported video of a pair of individuals behaving suspiciously mere hours before the Minneapolis riots erupted in front of the 3rd Police Precinct.

The UK Independent details:

Footage emerged of the white man, dressed all in black, and in gloves and boots, calmly smashing the windows of an auto parts store with a large hammer.

His face is obscured by an expensive-looking gas mask and he is also holding an open black umbrella — although it was not raining. Twitter quickly christened him ‘Umbrella Man‘.

The strange choice of clothes for a warm day, combined with the high-quality gas mask, raised suspicions. He also seemed unwilling to engage with other protesters.

As he methodically smashes the windows of the Minneapolis branch of AutoZone, video shows that he is confronted by two people, apparently trying to stop him, before he turns and walks quickly away.

A small group follows him and he tries to snatch the phone of the person filming. Someone yells: “Are you a f***ing cop?”

Twitter users have accused him of being everything from an undercover police officer, to part of Antifa, to a white supremacist, or an agent provocateur there to incite violence that would ultimately trigger a widespread riot. However, the incident was recorded before fires were started.

The umbrella also caused confusion. Why did he have it at all and why was it open? To mark him out to his counterparts? To help protect his identity? Neither of those seem to fit. Another suggestion was that it was to protect him from pepper spray or security cameras in the same ways as the 2014 Hong Kong umbrella protesters.

Others want to know who the second man is. Dubbed “pink pizza guy” on Twitter, there is debate as to whether he is confronting umbrella man, then trailing him, or if he knows him. They appear in other footage together.


Umbrella Man is seen again in a brief video standing behind a video-journalist:


How about the ‘protagonist’ Pizza Guy in the pink shirt.  He pops up in several videos doing a menagerie of things. So, what is his story?

The Heavy delves further:

A man known on social media as the “pink shirt pizza guy” spoke out in a video interview shortly before he was seen trying to stop another man carrying an umbrella from knocking out windows of an AutoZone in Minneapolis, Minnesota. In a four-minute interview, the “pink shirt” man told viewers that although the protests that day were good, they weren’t enough.

He said that the people protesting need to keep fighting in the coming weeks, including in upcoming elections. You can see the video below, along with a transcription of the clearest parts of the video. At the end of the story, you can see a compilation of videos of his encounters with the umbrella man, including the two walking near each other later.

The interview happened before the same man was seen later in a video that’s gone viral on social media. In that video, he’s seen confronting a man carrying an umbrella and wearing a mask who started breaking windows at an AutoZone.

A Series of ‘Coincidences’.

The Auto Zone and Wendy’s stores coincidentally happen to be across the street from the 3rd Police Precinct, with an Arby’s and Target just down the street.

Later that night all were looted and burned while the country watched in aghast.

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Isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think?

As this story continues to twist and turn, Umbrella Man and Pizza Guy meetup after the initial vandalizing of the Auto Zone store.  The two walk together out of the shot and it is unknown where the two went afterwards.

So, the two are ‘friends’ or at the very least ‘in cahoots’?  Or is this just another ‘coincidence’ that they were happen to be seen together?

Lastly, 13 members of the Biden campaign staff have donated money to the Minnesota Freedom Fund to help Minneapolis protesters get out on bail.  Many of whom are likely Antifa members, that the White House has just designated as a terrorist group!

More ‘coincidences’?  Ask Elim Garack what he thinks about ‘coincidences’:

But these facts do not seem to compute for those currently running The Gopher State:

Of course, the story wouldn’t be complete without the late-night leftist Jimmy Kimmel.

This misogynist couldn’t stop armchair quarterbacking.

From 2,000 miles away in Hollywood, Kimmel claims to know who started the riots: Donald Trump! Further, Kimmel has the audacity to call for the President to resign from office.

It may not take a police detective, or college dropout, to figure it out…but perhaps this might be a helpful clue as to who is at the root of who has been organizing the discord within the country.

Just Saying…

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