If you are BREATHING you may have COVID

The Wuflu ruse gets richer for comedy almost daily. And in this latest comedic installment, breathing may be a sign of COVID.

Consider how deadly the original COVID was said to be, so deadly you might not know you had it. And while you say to yourself, “I know people who DIED from COVID!”, ask yourself if you were ever regaled by any of the 18,000 people who die annually from REGULAR FLU?

Or the tens of thousands who died from any version of the REGULAR FLU, including the 2018 outbreak that killed over 50,000 people?

Then consider the FACT that Italy revised its COVID deaths down from 130,000 to less than 4,000 after removing comorbidities.

Back to the latest COVID development.

As it turns out, symptoms of the delta variant mimic about everything a person does in routine life. And thus as The Hill reported,

The delta variant of COVID-19 can have symptoms that are more mild and typically not associated with the virus that some may mistake the illness as allergies or another common sickness.

Let me get this straight. A deadly virus and its variants may have symptoms of “other common sickness”?

The story continues,

Louisiana State Health Officer Joe Kanter said the delta variant of COVID-19 still has its usual symptoms like cough, fever, and shortness of breath.

However, Kanter is seeing many patients present with symptoms that appear to be run-of-the-mill illnesses, like sinus congestion, runny nose and sore throat. These symptoms could be signs that patients have the delta variant, he told Audacy.

“You can present with relatively mild symptoms that you can easily confuse for allergies or something that you picked up from your kid who is in daycare, all of those things,” said Kanter. “If you have any symptoms, no matter how mild, even if it is a sore throat, even if it is a runny nose, even if it is sinus congestion, go get yourself tested and limit your contact with other people until you do so.”

As an informal poll, have any of you had the following:

  • Allergies
  • Sore throat
  • Runny nose
  • Congestion

Well then you’d better quarantine and put that mouth diaper on, or else you could DIE! But it gets better:

As Changing America previously reported, according to researchers at the ZOE COVID Symptom Study, excessive sneezing is also a symptom of having the delta variant.

“Our data shows that people who had been vaccinated and then tested positive for COVID-19 were more likely to report sneezing as a symptom compared with those without a jab,” researchers wrote.

How about that irony. If you get the shot, then you are more likely to experience sneezing. At least now when somebody sneezes, we can scowl at them for a real reason.

Finally, masked-Americans should check out this datapoint:

Additionally, one expert told CNN that cloth masks may not be as effective as KN95 masks or N95 masks at defending against the delta variant.

I had to ask myself if this was not a Babylon Bee article, given the stupidity of this statement.

An expert said that cloth mask didn’t work as well as X95 masks? No wonder that person is an “expert”.

Even a child knows that cloth masks don’t work for COVID or any variant of the virus. Nor do they work for flus, hepatitis, tuberculosis, or stopping the smell of bacon. But the virtue-signalers wear their masks at this point as a show of solidarity for the stupid.

Sadly for them and their leaders, the jig is up. People are hip to the game. It’s time for the world to recognize Wuflu and protocols for what they are: scams.

Until then, don’t get caught breathing. And if you must breathe, please do so where nobody can see you.



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