Former President Calls Out Joe Biden

We've hit rock bottom.

At the ripe old age of 97, Jimmy Carter is both the oldest living and the longest living President in American history. He’s also the butt of more political jokes than anyone can count.

Perhaps his dimwitted nature is part of the reason he’s outlived so many that also did the job of Commander in Chief. The stressful nature of the post But these days, he’s taking notice of what’s going on around him, and the former president is pretty unhappy with the way things are shaping up.

It is said that Carter sits at home with a blanket on his lap, pondering the late 70s and their real impact on America. I’ve seen Carter quoted as saying:

“Listen, I know I wasn’t the best president of all time, but come on—I wasn’t as bad as Biden, people! The economy tanked under my policies, but—I do declare—people were fortunate to not have to pay these insane prices for gas because there was no gas! And I gave that great ‘Malaise Speech!’ I used all the right words and strung them together in the right order! I’d like to see Biden do that!”

 Carter ushered in stagflation. But Biden took it to the extreme, so much so that we now call it “Bidenflation”. That’s saying quite a bit. Thus, it’s no surprise that experts believe Carter will no longer go down as the “worst president ever.” In fact, he may be reverted to “the Peanut farmer,” enough said.

To lose the “worst of the worst” rating is quite a loss. It’s like being knocked off the top of a mountain. At Carter’s advanced age, he will need some time to digest and make peace with this change in historical ratings.

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Apparently, Carter’s disappointment in Biden’s performance triggered the president to throw down a challenge. Biden’s handlers gave this quote to the media, on the condition of anonymity. As this handler would like to hang around long enough to see Biden get his donkey butt kicked directly in the rear end.

Biden actually said: “Listen here, Jimmy-boy! You think you’re better than me? Don’t make me come over there and, and, and wrap this chain around your head, horse-faced pony boy! Flumberdriggit!”

That’s when Carter had to consult a dictionary, to find what “flumberdriggit” even means. Speaking of dictionaries, there are talks of building Biden’s presidential library in the basement of Carter’s library. Biden plans to house the biggest collection of Hustler magazine ever assembled in one library. They will also feature children’s hour, starring none other than “Pregnant Ken”, Barbie’s new beau.

Our fine friends at the Babylon Bee were able to catch Ken on video.

Hunter’s hooker is slated to land a gig as the head librarian, where she will personally service the Biden family collection of smut. Her $20,000 signing bonus may or may not help bail her out of trouble with the government over a fraudulent loan. Although the Big Guy will pretend to be unaware of the details surrounding her employment.

Meanwhile, Carter will live his final days, distraught over the damage his legacy endured.

No one else can be the worst president in history in comparison to Joe Biden. He set the bar so low, it gave the Titanic a leg up. I’m sure when then-Senator Joe Biden endorsed Carter for president, neither man was aware of the legacy waiting for them. But only one of them can be declared the worst of the worst. And the sweet old farmer who builds houses with Habitat for Humanity just can’t outdo the demented clown in the Oval Office.

Sorry Jimmy, but this ship sailed four years ago. I hope to God Biden is rock bottom.

 

9 Comments

  1. Actually if one looks rationally at President Lincoln and what REALLY happened, then he is the worst president this country ever had. He set the stage for the civil war with taxation against the south that was used to assure cotton was sold to Northern Industrialists at BELOW MARKET VALUE. He signed that taxation, Then he sent TROOPS to hold territory. Later he sent generals and allowed them to BURN, RAPE, PILLAGE entire villages and towns. When he signed the Emancipation Proclamation it did NOT include any Northern Slaves. He invaded a legally defined and organized FOREIGN COUNTRY in an EXPANSIONIST MODE.

    WORST OF ALL, Lincoln talked of and INTENDED to RETURN all Blacks to AFRICA. Explain how this man is celebrated in any way?

    1. The only one I’ll take the time to dismiss right now is what people “talk” actually means squat, actions do speak louder than words.

    2. Well, Djea, that’s an uneducated statement (one today’s Dem’s would be proud of, since Lincoln was the 1st GOP POTUS). Lincoln took office March 4, 1861; the “official start” of the Civil War was April 12, 1861, or about 5 weeks later. You might want to look more closely at POTUS14 Franklin Pierce (D) and POTUS15 James Buchanan (D), neither of which wanted a Civil War, which had been brewing for several years, but policies instituted on both their watches further divided the north and south until it exploded as Lincoln was still learning his way around the White House. Just like Reagan in 1981, Trump in 2017, and (likely) Trump in 2025, it takes a Repub POTUS to clean up the MASSIVE messes of their Dem predecessors.

      1. You’re exactly right. And let’s not forget that Lincoln took on this Civil War climate in a world that didn’t benefit from instant communications and news briefs.

    3. I hate to call you out on such a well-intentioned comment, but you might want to dig a little deeper. Lincoln sought to return slaves to Africa and other countries WITH THEIR CONSENT. In other words, back to their homeland. What’s so wrong with that? If you were ripped away from your home, and enslaved for years, wouldn’t you like to go back home? Further, one thing we should do is judge history on its own merits. We shouldn’t apply todays standards to a time long ago. There is progress for a reason. Lincoln’s own opinions emerged over time. Eventually, Lincoln takes the necessary steps to free the slaves. But it’s important to note that he never supported slavery. He always viewed it as unjust. He just didn’t know how to end it the right way, a problem he clearly wasn’t alone in having.

      1. they were not ripped away, the slaves that the Colonists bought and brought to America were already slaves in Africa. They were criminals condemned by the Chiefs court. Instead of death, they became slaves and eventually sold as slaves

    1. One has to feel pretty bad for the old guy. He’s knocking on 100 and he has to see Biden destroy the land Reagan rescued.

  2. Unfair (and illegal) taxation was the cause of southern Secession, Lincoln forced the attack on Ft. Sumter so he could get his war, Yankee invasion of the south was the cause of the War Between the States. (It was not a “Civil War” , the South never tried to take over the U.S. Government. A Civil War is when separate factions fight over control of the same country.)

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