The investigations surrounding the Biden family have unearthed some pretty interesting facts in recent months.
First, we learned Hunter Biden’s laptop is, in fact, REAL. Scratch that…. we didn’t “learn” it was real. We KNEW it was real; we just finally nailed down the proof for the rest of the world. Not only is it real, but it does contain a treasure trove of salacious facts. For example, the First Son loves hookers and crack-cocaine. But that kind of lifestyle doesn’t come cheap- so the only way to fund his adventures is to sell his ass or his family.
That’s when Joe Biden became quite the asset to his offspring. First as VP, then as President. If you’re a rich guy in China with all sorts of shady business dealings, it’s good to have a president in your pocket. Of course, you need clever ways to hide the cash. Thus, the Biden Institute was born. Not surprisingly, the Clinton Global Initiative was the inspiration the Biden Institute was founded on.
Hunter had another little trick for hiding the big bucks—- his art career. The Chinese were paying Picasso prices for art my eight-year-old granddaughter can easily outdo. Sadly, somewhere out there is a person that believes the first son was just feeling the need for creative expression.
While we’re busy digging up bones, let’s not forget Ukraine, Burisma, and how Hunter landed himself a cushy “job” on the Board of Directors for a company which he knew nothing about. Ironically, Democrats tried to “investigate” Trump for suggesting President Zelensky look into the Biden corruption in his country.
Democrats were pretty successful in keeping the investigations at bay with their constant denials, but these classified documents opened a whole other can of worms.
The Next Investigation
It was finally revealed that the secret service, the FBI, and the mainstream media are all complicit in covering for creepy Joe and his gold-digging family. It’s disgusting. But it’s nowhere near the end of it all.
It’s funny how the next investigation started. We’re supposed to believe a random audit triggered these discoveries of classified documents. Surely, I’m not the only one who sees the enormous efforts to cover that up with all sorts of document discoveries in other places, like with Mike Pence. It’s all just ridiculous fodder meant to distract us from the real truth.
However, we did learned the University of Pennsylvania was receiving Chinese money, and those amounts TRIPLED after the doors opened at the Penn-Biden center, which housed the now-famous classified documents Biden’s so-called attorneys discovered.
Upon closer investigation, it is now verified beyond the shadow of a doubt that another university received nearly $7M in donations made anonymously from China. This includes donations directly from the Chinese government.
So, What’s Next?
There’s no telling. It would be much easier if we could just grill the guy and crack him open like a farm fresh egg. But the Bidens lie so much and so often, they probably don’t even remember what the truth really is.
Mark Twain once said, “if you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” Clearly, it’s too late for our dearly beloved Biden. Perhaps keeping his many lies straight lent a heavy hand in his deeply developed dementia. At this point, there’s no turning back. While Democrats are praising him as some gifted thinker, I figure we might as well dig up whatever we have left to learn and rip the band-aid off all at once.
I’m pretty sure there are many more doozies in our future. Could Hunter be Putin’s secret sex slave? Or is President Zelensky more Hunter’s style? Does Dr. Jill run a sex trafficking ring that rivals Jeffrey Epstein’s operation? Sure, this all sounds out-landish, but if I’ve learned anything the past few years, it’s that if I can dream it, a Democrat’s done it.
Who knows, maybe we’ll unearth the remains of Jimmy Hoffa. Biden entered Congress in 1972, Hoffa disappeared in 1975. Coincidence? I don’t know. You tell me….