Joe Biden finally admits that he’s wearing a boat anchor for a necklace. Apparently, the cat’s out of the bag about a few of his “secrets”.
Joe Biden admitted that he’s “not a young guy”. I’m surprised he abandoned the coverup–you know; that’s he’s OLD. Because who would know, given how the pundits cover him. Their coverage is so laughable that SNL mocked them all recently.
As I’ve said, it’s gloves off for the media in handling Biden. And the damage is only beginning. Biden knows it; which is why he’s now admitting that he’s “not a young guy”.
“Look I’m not a young guy” is how Biden starts his commercial. A clever way to say, “I’m old”, huh?
Biden finally admits the obvious. A clear attempt to save himself and his flailing campaign.
I love how Biden smiles as he reveals his “secret”. But the production quickly cuts to b-roll, allowing Biden a breather. Six seconds of holding that fake smile takes a lot of effort.
Biden appears two more times in the video for a total of another six seconds. Whew! All in a day’s work. Nap time occurred shortly after.
But Biden still has another “secret”. And just like that other “secret”, this one is, well…already known. Biden is brain-damaged.
As fun as it is to watch the Left try to hide Biden’s maladies, Biden admitting “I’m not a young guy” wasn’t the most enjoyable part of the video. I enjoyed the “Bidenism”: “But here’s the deal”.
The deal?
Biden utters “But here’s the deal” (1) as if he’s actually made a deal, and (2) as if what he will say next is consequential.
America didn’t make a deal with his old ass. I’m pretty sure the 74 million people who voted against him already knew the “deal”, and didn’t sign up for it. But let’s play along.
Biden explains the “deal” of his age. He explains that because he’s old, he “understands how to get things done for the American people”. See what I mean. Nothing consequential, just a platitude. I don’t trust an idiot to “get things done”.
For example, if you like paying a lot more for things than you did under Trump, then Joe’s the man to “get things done”. And if his State of the Union speech was an indicator, Joe will begin “getting things done” for Americans by sending billions more American tax dollars to Ukraine.
Cue Elton John: “Can you feel the love?”
“But WAIT!” Because Joe Biden has more love to give. Except it’s not for Americans.
Along with funding his war with Russia and potential blackmail by Ukraine, Joe Biden funded the Latino invasion. Moreover, Biden vows to keep that Southern border open; just in case millions more Latinos (and Asian, Africans, Middle-Easterners, Russians, and about all others) need “asylum”.
Recently, Biden attempted to strongarm Congress to give billions annually to the illegals he allows in. And the legislation would make it almost impossible for America to get rid of them.
Ladies, hold on to your hoo-haas
Joe Biden didn’t leave out the ladies. He will repeal your inability to kill babies, as Joe Biden will give you your bodies back. Just don’t try to sell your ass on the streets or sell a kidney on E-Bay. Other than that, you can have full possession of your body.
When I hear Biden speak, I can’t imagine how we survived without Biden?
He saved us from Covid!! It only cost $6 trillion, but by golly we’re all alive because of Biden. Old Joe deflected the wrath of the disease started by the Chinese then unleashed by China in America.
But he did this for our own good. And to further protect us from ourselves, Joe Biden mandated that Americans get vaccinated with worthless drugs that did more harm than good.
The pharmaceutical companies made so much money, they negotiated with Joe Biden to drop the price of drugs for diabetes–an ailment suffered by roughly 10 percent of the country. In other words, 90 percent of the country is unaffected by Joe Biden’s obvious attempt to reward the Chinese with complete immunity and prop up Big Pharma with billions of dollars. Nice tradeoff.
The Pep in Joe’s Step
Post State of the Union, Joe returned to being Joe. The SOTU didn’t help. That commercial won’t help. Because unless everything Biden does is highly scripted, America will continue to see the real Biden often.
Jason Miller nails it.
Remarkable to see Biden kick off his first ad of the general election drawing even more attention to voter concerns he’s too weak to lead.
Here’s the problem: there’s nothing Biden can do to “improve” here. He won’t be any sharper in another 8 months. https://t.co/6WrO2ktlTi
— Jason Miller (@JasonMillerinDC) March 9, 2024
Things won’t get better for Biden, which is good for America. If any country needed its leader back, it’s the U.S. Trump can’t get his second term soon enough.
