Meet America’s new welfare queen. I call her the Overdraft Queen.
Not only has her presidential run tanked, but so has her credit score. “I’ll take ‘Now I know Kamala is Black for $2000’, Alex”!
Talk about living large on other people’s dimes—$1.6 billion blown in two months. That kind of spending could make a Kardashian blush.
Great story out if you haven’t seen it.
Apparently, because Harris had been flooded with a bazillion campaign dollars, the peeps running her campaign thought they had a Bottomless Bucket O Bills.
All those entertainers?? Yes — they were paid to perform.
Those celebrity…
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) November 7, 2024
That’s right America, Harris is broke.
What good is having white knight in shining khakis, “Doug-E-Fresh with the Nanny” Emhoff if he can’t come through the Venmo? I’m guessing Doug’s cowering in a corner somewhere, mumbling, “What about MY dreams and aspirations, Bitch?!“.
Given the news about the campaign’s finances, I suspect Queen B no-showed the DNC Convention after the check bounced. Bey knew better. No money, no honey from the B. Further, I reflect on Kamala showing up at the border [finally] wearing that $18,000 Tiffany necklace. I’m checking E-Bay waiting for that thing to go on auction. You know old girl will need to liquidate soon to pay of those campaign debts.
A Whole Lotta Money to Get Nothing
If the figure of $1.6 billion is true, that’s a lot of money to tell people that you grew up middle-class and were raised by an Indian mother. Write a book, Bimbo! That money could have helped millions of people. Instead, $1.6 billion went into the political ether. Almost $2 billion to pump up an almost non-existent resume.
But the situation is far worse.
Harris disgraced women is how she rose to perceived power, as a hussy or my preferred word, a “skank”. But she disgraced Black women by perpetuating the idea that Black people can’t or won’t pay our bills. And those scheming Democrats allowed it to happen. Because secretly, Democrats like to make Black people look inept.
The whole “Black thing” about Harris felt like a setup from the beginning.
Hell, I’m sure there are Indians who don’t pay their bills, so why not straddle them with Harris? Let the Indians take one for the team. Why did they pawn her off on Black people unless somebody knew the deal. Understand that years ago a Harris campaign fell under scrutiny for mishandling funds. So the history existed, and Democrats still insisted that Harris pull a Dolezal and play Black for the public.
Poster Child for Reparations
Would we have ever found out that Harris bankrupted her campaign if she won? Or would she have pulled a “Fani Willis” and dipped into the treasury for some of the “cash” to pay off her debts?
Now that Harris has officially conceded, she might try to get the taxpayers to provide reparations for her very non-Black upbringing and foot the bill for her “campaign to nowhere”? Maybe Democrats wanted Harris to be the poster child for reparations? Or get on “assistance” as old Black people call welfare. They could paint Trump as a heartless racist, while simultaneously turning Harris into the modern-day Sojourner Truth for reparations.
Harris could call the Clintons and find out how to set up a profitable non-profit. All Harris needs to do then is find a poor African or Caribbean nation to exploit, and she can quickly dig her way out of this mess.
Harris Has Other Options
Thinking forward, Harris could follow in the footsteps of her former boss and use her influence to cut deals that would hurt America. Joe Biden has the blueprint for these shenanigans, and could even loan her a couple of offshore LLC. Harris would only need to find a crackhead willing to do the dirty work and not let people know that she’s “the big gal”.
Or, Harris could get with Nancy Pelosi. If anybody seems to have their finger on the pulse of the stock market, it’s that insider trading wench.
The good news is, Harris has options.
