Remember Joe Biden? Believe it or not, he’s still president of the United States, though nobody cares.
I’ve never seen a guy held in such high esteem by everybody (who backstabbed him) disappear into the woodwork. Sure, Biden is officially a lame-duck president ousted in an internal coup, but if they used the 25th Amendment to get the old fool to play ball, you can’t just bench him. But Democrats didn’t just bench Old Joe, they made him the water boy.
Let’s not forget Joe Biden’s swan song: his passive-aggressive undermining of Kamala Harris. By saddling her with every unsolvable problem—from border crises to economic messaging—Biden has effectively made Harris the scapegoat for his administration’s failures. It’s political sabotage at its finest, ensuring that even within his own party, Biden gets the last laugh.
And yet, through all of this, Biden continues to escalate tensions with Russia using his Ukrainian surrogate, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. It’s the kind of geopolitical gambit that makes you wonder: is this Biden securing his legacy or simply creating a distraction large enough to drown out his scandals?
Biden scandals are not new
Remember when Trump casually dropped the hammer during the 2020 debates, accusing Biden of using his family as an ATM for international bribes? Biden shot back with a laughable claim that Trump was the one pocketing cash from China. The mainstream media, predictably, sprinted to Biden’s defense like a linebacker protecting the quarterback. Meanwhile, every conservative blog, podcast, and telegram channel started sounding like a “Godfather” reunion, cataloging the deals Hunter Biden’s laptop conveniently left behind.
Fast forward, and we now have smoking guns from Ukrainian energy firm Burisma, revelations about Hunter’s million-dollar consulting gigs (read: pay-to-play schemes), and allegations that Biden himself—the Big Guy—was getting a cut. But Republicans? They’ve spent two years stumbling around like Scooby-Doo characters, pointing at ghosts and never unmasking the villain.
It’s hard to take Republicans seriously anymore. For all the incriminating evidence they’ve unearthed—Hunter’s emails, suspicious bank transactions, testimony from former business partners—it’s amounted to nothing more than a fireworks show with no finale. Sure, they’ve held hearings, leaked documents, and issued stern press releases, but where’s the accountability?
Here’s the kicker: even Democrats are starting to throw Biden under the bus. Progressive media outlets are dropping not-so-subtle hints that maybe it’s time for Biden to shuffle off into the sunset. Yet, Republicans, with their majority, still seem incapable of capitalizing on a moment handed to them on a silver platter.
Why shouldn’t Trump allow his new League of Super Heroes to take the Biden controversy to its inevitable conclusion?
I read recently that the anus of a blue whale can stretch over 3 feet. And while that is extremely impressive, Leftist still hold the record for being the biggest assholes on the planet. And I include Republicans in that group of Leftists. Because Republicans have controlled the House for two years, and we got nothing but tough talk. House Republicans, armed with subpoena power for two years, had a golden opportunity to take the Biden scandals to their logical conclusion. Instead, they’ve spent that time bloviating like professional wrestlers before a match—big talk, fake action.
It could be argued that Republicans almost have to be intentionally trying not to expose Democrats with all we know on the surface. Imagine what the Biden criminal iceberg looks like under the water?
Republicans have more information on the Bidens than 95 percent of criminals in prison, and yet no justice was actually served. When is the last time anybody has even mentioned Hunter Biden in the media?
President Trump, meanwhile, could learn a lesson here. When he took office, he famously declined to pursue criminal charges against Hillary Clinton, despite chants of “Lock her up!” at every rally. He thought magnanimity would win him favor. Instead, it handed his enemies a get-out-of-jail-free card. If Trump’s reelection doesn’t come with a vow to clean house—including reining in the FBI, DOJ, and other alphabet agencies—he risks repeating the same mistake.
Democrats rallied behind the Bidens despite mountains of evidence suggesting corruption. Meanwhile, Republicans promised justice but delivered mediocrity. And now, as the Biden saga enters its final act, one can’t help but wonder if the GOP’s inaction will come back to haunt them. Because nothing says failure (or collusion) like having all the ammunition in the world and refusing to pull the trigger.
