The graphic used for this article was the picture posted by The Daily Mail after Biden’s latest media appearance. This comes of the heels of Biden falling asleep at a public event while in Africa. Forget “Sleepy Joe,” as we’re entering full-on Comatose Joe territory.
What took so long for the world to finally recognize Joe Biden for what he is. A combination of the nutty professor and Mr. Magoo.
Thank God this man will be gone soon. Because the thing that makes the world unsafe isn’t climate change, pandemics, or UFOs—it’s Leftism.
Leftism is like your drunk Guatemalan midget friend who insists on driving, even though he can’t see over the steering wheel. Because Leftists are so locked into their dogma, they can’t see the world for what it really is, and we’re all just passengers holding on for dear life.
Take the last election, for instance, where Trump wins against all odds.
It wasn’t just an uphill battle; it was scaling Everest against a regiment of Delta Force. And Trumped climbed that mountain wearing Speedos and loafers, sprinting past Sherpas and carrying no oxygen. Yes, Trump made the victory look that easy.
Yet, despite their monumental ass-kicking, Democrats still haven’t learned a thing. Oh sure, a few of them have had their “aha” moments, but most are still stumbling around in the dark, holding their fake mandate like a participation trophy from a T-ball game.
And let’s talk about that mandate, shall we? The Left loves to point to 2020 and crow, “Biden got 81 million votes!” Really? If Biden was their chosen disciple, their political messiah, then why did they get rid of him? Even James Carville, the Ragin’ Cajun himself, called Biden a “tragic figure”.
James Carville articulates why Joe Biden is the most tragic figure in American politics:
“If he would have in September of 2023 wasn’t going to run, goddamn we would have won this election, it wouldn’t have been that close.”Wouldn’t have won, but anyone was better than Kamala. pic.twitter.com/HuWdD5JO2J
— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) December 6, 2024
And then there’s Trump.
Back like a blonde-haired boomerang, Trump returns. This time, the landslide wasn’t just big—it was yuge. Bigger than the Left’s ability to cheat; a creative effort where the Left goes unchallenged.
But do you think that’s going to stop the Joy Reids and the women of The View from taking shots at the newly reelected President? Not a chance. Trump could walk on water tomorrow, and the Left would complain that he didn’t swim. These are the same people who propped up Joe Biden—a man who’s been playing a very public, very tragic game of Where’s Waldo? for the last few years.
While Trump’s out there being treated like royalty in France—literally, Macron rolled out the red carpet for him at Notre Dame—Biden’s doing his best impression of Rip Van Winkle in Africa, as I mentioned earlier.
The Left’s Bitter Defeat
It’s not just Trump reclaiming his rightful place on the world stage; it’s America. The world knows it. Even our frenemies know it. But here at home, Leftists still cling to their bitterness like Linus to his blankie. They’re like the losing team in a championship football game who refuse to leave the field, insisting the scoreboard showing 56-0 is wrong. “Didn’t we score 3 points?!”, they insist.
And let’s talk about their big trade. They dumped their “81-million-vote” man and picked…who? A backup quarterback on a team that’s already forfeited the season? It’s like trading your Bentley for a used Yugo and then going to hit the club scene.
But hey, maybe Biden—or more likely, Jill—has some fight left. Did you hear about the administration loaning billions to one of Elon Musk’s competitors? That’s a move so petty, it’s almost admirable. It’s like trying to undercut Amazon by opening a mom-and-pop bookstore in the middle of a cornfield.
God’s Hand in All This
This isn’t just about politics; it’s about something bigger. Divine intervention, maybe? Trump’s return feels ordained, like the Almighty Himself took one look at the chaos—Syria in turmoil, the looming shadow of World War III—and said, “Alright, enough of this nonsense. Let’s get the A-team back in.”
Remember that near-miss on Trump’s head a while back? I think it was God reminding us that even a storm can’t take down the man He’s been chosen to lead, and by a higher power bigger than the cabal.
So, buckle up, folks. We’re in for a wild ride as Trump resets the world. America is reclaiming its rightful God-given place at the top. But don’t expect our Left to go quietly into that good night. They’ll kick, scream, and throw tantrums like a toddler in the candy aisle. Now is time to just let them cry.
