Democrats are finally suffering from the “Chicken Little” effect—but on steroids, fentanyl, and whatever MSNBC prescribes to keep its hosts upright.
They’ve screamed apocalypse so many times that the public could watch a mushroom cloud bloom over the DNC Headquarters and would assume it’s a TikTok filter. Democrats lie so compulsively, with such industrial efficiency, that Americans have developed herd immunity. At this point, few people believe anything they say. Nor should they.
And now, with their credibility stripped for scrap like a stolen catalytic converter, the Democrats are entering the stage of desperation usually reserved for perps on COPS shows—the moment when panic overrides intelligence and the perpetrator implicates himself while trying to blame everyone else.
Recently, I wrote that Democrats are so out of lies, so tapped out of their usual identity-politics scratch-off cards, that they did the unthinkable: They stopped pulling the race card.
It was like watching a magician reach into his hat and realize the rabbit had filed a restraining order.
The Democrat strategist class—those smug, overpriced geniuses who bill $2,000 an hour to explain to Biden why people don’t like $7 gas—apparently hit the wall. Because in their frantic search for a new Trump smear, they went so far back into their landfill of failed narratives that they pulled out the Epstein story.
The Epstein Boomerang
Unbelievably, they dusted off Jeffrey Epstein—like rummaging through an old closet and finding a jacket with a note that reads, “Do not open unless polling drops below 30%.”
The move was so catastrophically stupid, it begs the question: Did their chief strategist die of COVID or choke on a kale smoothie?
Or maybe he got defunded when the Department of Governmental Grifting (DOGE) clawed back money from USAID. Given how that agency has been hemorrhaging credibility and cash, it’s not hard to imagine their “democracy expert” moonlighting as a Costco sample guy.
But back to the Epstein gambit. Democrats thought they were about to land a haymaker on Trump—and instead throat-punched themselves. The narrative didn’t just fail; it backfired so aggressively that it practically filed a police report.
Instead of implicating Trump, it implicated—wait for it—Democrats. Including some of their most sacred cows: elite donors, and professional perverts. Imagine being so desperate to get Trump that you “out” yourself like a drunk criminal reenacting his own burglary for a news crew. Better yet, remember this video from Reno 911 where a drunk guy gets pulled over, passes every sobriety test with Olympic-level flair, then lowers the boom on himself.
That’s the Democratic Party in 2025: The drunk guy who forgets the goal was to hide the crime.
Not long ago, I asked, “What will be Democrats’ next distraction?”
We didn’t have to wait long. One thing about the Left—they’re disorganized, corrupt, dishonest, and ideological parasites, but they are fast. Desperation puts rocket fuel in their sneakers.
And so came the next miracle of Democratic creativity: Trump is limping.
Yes, in the Year of Our Lord 2025, the party that worships Drag Queen Story Hour decided the most pressing national security threat is whether Donald Trump has a slight wobble in his gait. They actually posted a video. And as you likely guessed, the video was AI. Not even good AI—more like “free trial version of an app advertised on Instagram” AI.
We’ve reached the stage where Democrats aren’t just lying. They’re AI-rendering their lies.
It’s performance art at this point—political Picasso generated by a caffeinated Roomba.
Needless to say, this story grew no legs. And the little prosthetic nubs it acquired got chopped off when Trump showed up at his next rally walking like a man who regularly carries the weight of a reinvigorated nation on his shoulders.
The limp hoax was essentially dead on arrival.
Every Democrat Hoax Now Backfires
It’s not just that Democrats fail—everyone fails. It’s their style of failure that’s become historic.
Every story they drop ends up getting them into hotter water. They’re the first political party in American history capable of accidentally waterboarding itself.
Take the Sedition 6.
Move over J6, we now have S6: the Leftist scoundrels who tried to inspire a junta. These weren’t fringe activists or TikTok revolutionaries. These were elected officials—grown adults with staff, salaries, and security clearances—trying to convince the U.S. military to ignore the Commander in Chief.
Let’s recap the timeline of Democratic brain-melt:
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They cheated Trump out of his rightful second term.
Not alleged. Not suspected. Documented by every late-night ballot dump and election anomaly that mysteriously favored one direction like gravity. -
They conjured the J6 narrative.
They turned a protest—an unarmed protest—into the Reichstag Fire cosplay they’d been dreaming of for years. -
They tried to kill the man.
Literally. Twice. Failed attempts, but we all watched it happen. -
And now they’re trying to get the military to overthrow him.
This is what happens when a party treats the Constitution like an expired Groupon.
At this point, Democrats essentially said to Biden’s DOJ, “Hold my beer.”
Sedition 6: The Democrats’ First Public Service Announcement for Treason
J6 pales in comparison to S6—an outright request for the military to disobey a sitting POTUS. And not just any POTUS. One who hasn’t issued a single unlawful order.
Collectively, these Democrats couldn’t name one unlawful command. Not one. They just didn’t like the man giving, well…ANY orders.
Sedition. Treason wearing a name badge. And now, of course, they’re trying to walk it back.
“Oh, we weren’t calling for insubordination! We were just doing a PSA! A friendly reminder!”
Sure. And I go to Waffle House for the ambiance.
Let’s be clear: If Republicans had produced a video urging the military to disregard Joe Biden’s orders, the Left would’ve burned down the Library of Congress and demanded Trump be hanged on TikTok Live.
But here’s the funniest part: Why didn’t these same people warn the military that Joe Biden’s brain was malfunctioning, and they might want to double-check orders like:
– “Launch the salad.”
– “Bomb the password.”
– “Deploy the wheelchair ramp to Guam.”
Biden spent four years issuing commands with the brain power that couldn’t power a one-watt candle, and the Democrats never uttered a peep. But Trump? A man who’s more mentally coherent on three hours of sleep than Biden on a pharmacy’s worth of stimulants? Suddenly the military needs a primer on obedience?
Democrats Have No Story Left to Tell
This pattern—panic, lie, fabricate, face-plant—isn’t random. It’s a symptom. An early indicator of neurological death in a political organism.
For decades Democrats relied on three tools:
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Racism accusations
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Media amplification
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Manufactured hysteria
But Tool #1 has worn out. Even CNN can’t say “racist” without audiences rolling their eyes so hard the network needs chiropractic sponsorship.
Tool #2 is dissolving. The media is collapsing faster than electric vehicle sales. Cable news has smaller ratings than YouTube cat channels.
Tool #3? Americans are numb to hysteria now. After Russia hoaxes, COVID theater, climate doom, monkeypox, UFO hearings, border denial, and “14 days to flatten the economy,” nothing shocks anyone.
The Democrats aren’t just out of ammunition—they’re throwing the gun and missing.
A Party in Terminal Decline
This is what institutional decay looks like. The Democrats are not a political party—they’re a collapsing skyscraper where every failing floor blames the one below.
Their strategy has devolved into:
– Make an accusation.
– AI-generate a video.
– Pray Joy Behar explains it correctly.
– Watch it detonate in their hands.
– Pretend the explosion was “performance art.”
They’re so desperate that reality itself has become their enemy. Every accusation they hurl boomerangs right back, tattoos their own forehead, and files itself in the public record.
Even their distractions become confessions.
The End of the Road for Democratic Deception
Democrats built a political empire on narrative control. But narratives only work when people believe the narrator. And America is done with them. Finished. Immune. The Chicken Little effect has matured into full-blown political dementia.
And like all dementia patients, Democrats are now fighting ghosts only they can see—ghosts of hoaxes past, ghosts of scandals they created, ghosts of lies that no longer frighten anyone.
The danger for them is existential.
- When a political party can no longer lie convincingly…
- When their distractions expose their own crimes…
- When their manufactured scandals collapse faster than Biden descending Air Force One stairs…
You’re witnessing not just a party in decline—but a party in self-destruction.
And it’s glorious.
