Joseph Robinette Biden: AMERICAN BUFFOON on the International Stage

ONE FOR THE BOOKS

If Jonathan Swift were alive today, surely he would have used the name “Bidens” instead of “Yahoos” in Gulliver’s Travels for those he described as being “filthy with unpleasant habits” (showering naked with his daughter, Ashley Biden? Sniffing pre-pubescent little girls’ hair?) and “a brute in human form”. Dante Alighieri no doubt would have placed this malevolent buffoon into the deepest circle of the Inferno where Satan resides.

NEWS MEDIA COVER-UPS

Contrary to the mainstream media’s white-washings of Biden’s public malfeasances and insults as “gaffes” or “endearing proofs of being human”, far from being mere embarrassments to the United States, these are manifestations of Biden’s defective character.

And they far pre-date his senility. Biden’s Alzheimer’s is merely the sludge atop the deep cesspool of his moral turpitude and intellectual inferiority. That his stupidity is an open Capitol Hill secret, I discuss in my Op-Ed, “The Rise of the AMINO: American In Name Only”.

THE LATEST AND THE GREATEST

Biden’s most recent and most egregious international misconduct occurred on July 15th.

Upon arrival in Saudi Arabia, Biden fist bumped the Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud. Yet in April and earlier this month, Biden formally shook hands with, not fist bumped, an invisible man he hallucinated. Well, we’re lucky he didn’t call his Saudi Arabian homie a sand nigger.

Of course, Leftist CNBC euphemized the diplomatic affront as a “friendly fist bump” and “a warm gesture”. But then the Leftists would minimize a serial killer’s doings as an alternative lifestyle. Only if the serial killer was a Leftist, though.

His Royal Highness also happens to be the Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Defense of his country. In addition he is the Chairman of Saudi Arabia’s Council of Economic and Development Affairs and of the Council of Political and Security Affairs. He is the de facto ruler of Saudi Arabia.

Considering the aforementioned responsibilities and his rigorous university education followed by a career in the private sector, all of which honed him for service as an aide and later advisor to his father, you can bet that the 36-year-old has more intelligence in a paring of any of his toenails than Biden has in his entire brain.

Steeped in protocol and girded in iron discipline, the Crown Prince did not flinch a facial muscle when confronted by Biden’s gigantic violation of diplomatic etiquette. In polite society one does not acknowledge such boorishness. (Just as Queen Elizabeth did not take heed of Michelle Obama’s crass transgression of royal protocol when she put her arm around the monarch’s waist.) One makes fun of the barbarian afterwards in private with one’s friends and family.

THE UGLY AMERICAN

Reminds me of the time I introduced a friend of mine to the Ambassador of Spain to the United States at a presidential inauguration party. (NOT Biden’s.) She was (she’s 6 feet under now) a former cocktail waitress who fell under – excuse me, I mean later married – an alcoholic billionaire as his 4th wife.

She vigorously pumped His Excellency’s hand, her mink coat sleeves flapping up and down, as she exclaimed in a voice substantially exceeding the decibel level merited by the size of the room, “Oh! My maid’s from Spain!”

But I digress.

CHRONOLOGY (ONLY PARTIAL) OF INSULTS

April 07, 1987

At a New Hampshire house party during the first of Biden’s 2 failed campaigns to be president, educator Frank Fahey innocently asked where he went to law school. Instead of answering, the egomaniac snapped, “I probably have a much higher I.Q. than you do.”

July 07, 2006

The then ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, and at the time once again a presidential wannabe, Biden grinned and laughed saying, “You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. And I’m not joking.”

Not only is this insulting but it’s stupidly nonfactual. It’s not the customers who are overwhelmingly Indian but the clerks and owners. Of course, JoJo Demento failed to comprehend this as Indian immigrants’ entrepreneurship and work ethic.

January 27, 2012

The man who lacks respect for anyone’s human dignity ineptly tried to mimic an Indian accent when he complained that “hundreds of thousands” of American call center jobs are going to India.

March 16, 2016

During his speech in the capitol of the United Arab Emirates, speaking to the U.S. 380th Air Expeditionary Wing stationed in Abu Dhabi, Biden demanded, “Clap for that, you stupid bastards.”

February 09, 2020

On the presidential campaign trail in New Hampshire, Biden verbally attacked a young lady by slandering her as a “lying, dog-faced pony soldier”. Not only was this an insult to a prospective voter but it is a pejorative toward American Indians. Native Americans helped the U.S. military from Colonial times until 1947. They were scouts for the United States Cavalry from the 1600s through the War of 1812 and after. Codetalkers were of monumental help in World War II. Navajo Code was the only military code in modern history never to be broken by the enemy!

February 16, 2021

The Pretender In Chief said that a primary challenge is the Hispanic and African American communities’ not knowing how to use the internet.

March 10, 2021

He angrily shouted at a factory worker gentleman in Detroit who dared question and disagree with him, “You’re full of shit!”

May 19, 2021

Delivering the commencement address for the U.S. Coast Guard Academy, the oaf insulted and criticized the class for not clapping. “Come on, man. Is the sun getting to you? I would think you’d have an opportunity when I say that about the Navy to clap.”

ENTITLED WHITE TRASH

Despite Biden’s many advantages, he still behaves like white trash. He attended university and law school. Note that I did not say he earned two degrees, although he does have them, because knowing his legendary and legion lies and plagiarisms, I cannot attest that he earned his degrees versus cheated for them.

According to common knowledge, his plagiarism started in law school, although it’s reasonable to believe that it originated in high school or even grade school.

He was so stupid that during his political career he stole passages from the speeches of famous people which would be easily detectable. For example, he plagiarized speeches of President John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy, and a U.S. Senator who later served as U.S. Vice President, Hubert H. Humphrey.

POSTSCRIPT

It’s night as I’m writing this, occasionally looking out the window. I happened to glance down at the wastepaper bin in my office, which has a reproduction on it of Vincent Van Gogh’s 1889 oil painting, “The Starry Night”.

That led me to start humming the iconic Don McLean ballad about him called “Vincent” which begins with the lyrics, “Starry, starry night”.

That in turn got me to make up my own lyrics about – to use my pet name for Biden –  “JoJo Demento”:

                               Starry, starry night

                              Mother f-cker, you ain’t right

                              Upon this nation you’re a blight

                              For sure you’re the worst ever president

I’ll spare you the rest of the lyrics.

Goodnight, America.

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