From Kingmaker to Court Jester: Obama’s Relevance Problem
I feel like a prophet sometimes—not the fiery, staff-wielding kind, but the kind who just calls out the obvious while everyone else is distracted by shiny objects. Case in point: Barack Obama. People have spent years debating whether he’s the puppeteer pulling Joe Biden’s strings. Spoiler alert: Obama isn’t even in control of his kids.
Here’s what I recently wrote:
For years, many people have insisted that Barack Obama is the puppeteer behind Joe Biden’s presidency, labeling it Obama’s “third term.” The idea has become a refrain among political commentators and average citizens alike. But let me be clear: Obama is no puppet master. In fact, he isn’t even in control of his own home—let alone the White House.
Imagine being the former leader of the free world and your wife can make you crap your pants when she yells or gives you “the look.” That statement isn’t meant to be an attack on Michelle Obama, nor am I suggesting she’s an abuser. But everybody knows she could kick Barack’s behind.
Let’s unpack that.
Obama was once hailed as the cool, collected rock star of politics—a sort of “Hope and Change” Mick Jagger with less hair and more teleprompters. But now? He’s more like the aging pop star who insists on playing his new album while everyone’s just waiting for the hits.
Democrats still treat him like he’s the political Elvis, but by 2012 his star power was dimmer than a flashlight with a dying battery. Sure, he’s still out there, signing books and giving speeches, but does anyone care? His relevance is like a Blockbuster card in a Netflix world: quaint, nostalgic, and entirely unnecessary.
Even his attempt to rewrite history falls flat. Obama once bragged that his administration was scandal-free. This is the same guy whose tenure included Fast and Furious, the IRS targeting conservatives, Benghazi, and let’s not forget, his healthcare website worked about as well as a screen door on a submarine.
Then there’s his recent speech at the Obama Foundation’s Democracy Forum, where he tried to drop some wisdom about pluralism and democracy:
At the Obama Foundation Democracy Forum, #Obama emphasized the importance of #democracy and pluralism but did not specifically accuse #Republicans of “rigging elections” or weaponizing the “justice system.” His speech focused on strengthening democratic resilience. I call BS! pic.twitter.com/tWx9YS7wLz
— Ivan Kircanski (@KircanskiIvan) December 6, 2024
“Pluralism is not about holding hands and singing ‘Kumbaya.’ It is not about abandoning your convictions and folding when things get tough. It is about recognizing that, in a democracy, power comes from forging alliances and building coalitions and making room in those coalitions not only for the woke, but the waking.”
Really? The woke and the waking? Sounds like a rejected tagline for a bad zombie movie. And let’s talk about the gall it takes for Obama to accuse anyone else of weaponizing the judiciary or targeting political opponents. That’s rich coming from the guy who turned the IRS into his personal attack dog.
Obama described exactly what he and Biden did to Trump and MAGA Americans. But Miranda Devine nailed it when she said, “It’s over for Obama. The spell is broken.”
If I prove you wrong on Obama, would you believe me on other matters?
Buck Sexton chimed in with “Ever since his last minute desperate smear of Trump with the ‘very fine people on both sides’ lie, Barack Obama has been slowly realizing his status as false prophet of the Democrat party is no more.”
Obama’s fall from grace isn’t just poetic; it’s downright Shakespearean. He’s like King Lear, wandering the stormy heath of irrelevance, shouting about pluralism while the world moves on. The Democrats needed a star, a unifying figure to rally behind. Instead, they’re stuck with Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the ghost of Barack Obama, still trying to relive his 2008 glory days.
But here’s the punchline: Obama isn’t the problem. He’s the symptom of a party that’s all style and no substance. They’re the political equivalent of a fancy French pastry that looks amazing but collapses when you bite into it. And Obama? He’s the powdered sugar on top—pretty, sweet, and entirely superfluous.
So no, Obama isn’t pulling the strings. He’s not even in the room. At best, he’s the guy in the nosebleeds, watching the game and occasionally yelling advice no one listens to. And honestly? That’s probably for the best.
