‘Tis the season to be MAGA!
What better way to spread holiday cheer than by remixing Christmas classics to remind Leftists they’ve been “YUGE” losers lately? Below is a list of Trump-themed carols inspired by the controversies and catastrophes of the Left. Each title comes with a clever backstory to deliver laughs like stockings stuffed with coal.
1. “All I Want for Christmas Is the Popular Vote”
Mariah Carey’s classic gets a twist.
This hit is a nod to Democrats’ obsession with the popular vote, as they cling to their moral victories like a kid who didn’t make the nice list clutches coal. Spoiler alert: It’s the Electoral College, not your feelings, that decides the winner.
2. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fraud”
Inspired by: “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”
In honor of their cries about “election interference,” this parody croons about imaginary ballots, Dominion conspiracies (on both sides), and their inability to accept Trump’s comeback.
3. “Grandma Got Run Over by Pelosi”
Inspired by Pelosi’s recent Luxembourg tumble.
Grandma might’ve survived her reindeer incident, but Pelosi didn’t quite stick the landing on her latest European escapade. This slapstick rewrite mocks how she’s literally falling for socialism.
4. “Do You Fear What I Fear?”
Inspired by the Leftist media meltdown.
This reimagining of the holiday hymn focuses on CNN’s ratings nosedive and their fear of being surpassed by podcasters. Who knew Joe Rogan would be their Silent Night-mare?
5. “Trump the Halls”
Inspired by: “Deck the Halls”
This version celebrates MAGA wins by telling Leftists to deck their halls… with tears and old Biden campaign signs.
6. “Hark! The Climate Activists Sing”
For Greta and Co., who think Christmas lights are destroying the planet.
This anthem mocks the eco-warriors’ refusal to let people enjoy Christmas without a lecture about polar bears.
7. “Silent Joe, Holy Gaffe”
Inspired by Biden’s whispering speeches and constant flubs.
This one’s a solemn ode to Biden’s best “silent” moments—like forgetting what century we’re in during his last press conference.
8. “Kwanzaa Nights”
Inspired by Kamala Harris’s hilarious holiday videos.
This parody pokes fun at Kamala’s attempts to connect with her authentic Black identity by reciting Kwanzaa tales that sound about as believable as her debate performance.
9. “Oh Vax of Death”
Inspired by: “O Holy Night”
This somber tune reflects the fallout from Covid misinformation, vaccine debates, and Fauci’s conflicting advice. Perfect for anyone who still has their booster appointment… in 2025.
10. “Frosty the Plumber”
Inspired by: “Frosty the Snowman”
A nod to working-class Americans who saw through Leftist rhetoric. The tune celebrates real jobs, not soy latte activism.
11. “Baby, It’s Cold in Luxembourg”
Dedicated to Pelosi’s literal and metaphorical fall.
This jazzy number jokes about Pelosi looking for taxpayer-funded wine while forgetting her footing—symbolic of her political career.
12. “Biden Got Run Over by His Teleprompter”
Inspired by Biden’s many battles with basic sentences.
This is about Biden’s public speeches, where commas are the real enemy, and every teleprompter is a banana peel.
13. “Kamala’s Laughing All the Way”
Inspired by: “Jingle Bells”
A parody poking fun at Kamala’s tendency to laugh at her own confusion during interviews.
14. “Jail the Halls with Hunter’s Deals”
Inspired by: Hunter Biden’s laptop saga.
This jingle recounts the eyebrow-raising business deals, “art sales,” and laptop drama that made Hunter a household meme.
15. “O Little Town of San Francisco”
Inspired by the city’s descent under Leftist policies.
This hymn describes the streets of San Francisco: a place where carolers need hazmat suits and reindeer avoid stepping in “human presents.”
16. “I’m Dreaming of a Non-Woke Christmas”
For anyone tired of cancel culture.
This jazzy tune imagines a world where Rudolph isn’t labeled problematic for his “toxic red nose.”
17. “You’re a Mean One, Mister Fauci”
Inspired by: “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
This song skewers Dr. Fauci’s ever-changing advice, likening him to the Grinch who stole Christmas cheer.
18. “Last Christmas, I Got My Fourth Booster”
Inspired by: Wham!’s “Last Christmas”
A hilarious take on those still following CDC guidelines like it’s a new religion.
19. “Rockin’ Around the Leftist Meltdown”
Inspired by their reaction to every conservative win.
This upbeat tune celebrates watching Leftists freak out over Supreme Court decisions and electoral surprises.
20. “We Three Grifts”
Dedicated to the Bidens’ holiday corruption tour.
This reimagining pokes fun at the Biden family’s shady dealings, showing they’re the gift that keeps on giving… to themselves.
The Backstory
Legend has it these songs were born during a MAGA Christmas party where someone spiked the eggnog with winning. The titles practically wrote themselves as attendees reflected on 2023: a year where America got a stocking full of Leftist tears and Trump got another political miracle.
Merry MAGA Christmas, and don’t forget to keep triggering Leftists one carol at a time!
