Poor little Hunter Biden. This guy remains the most fascinating crackhead in history, at least to me.
Honestly, do you know another drug-addicted person who has done so well? This man has never wanted for drugs, prostitutes, good meals, or lavish accommodations. He doesn’t pay child support by crying poverty and gets away with it. I had an uncle who was actually unable to pay his child support due to being broke, and he ended up in county jail for eight months. The justice system doesn’t even bother slapping Hunter’s wrist.
Here’s the latest on the bon vivant. MSN reports that Hunter is dropping his frivolous lawsuit because he’s broke.
Hunter Biden has won a bid to drop his laptop hacking lawsuit because of money problems, but he can’t bring the case again in the future, a judge has ruled. California federal Judge Hernán Vera Thursday partially granted the request by Biden, 55, to dismiss his case against former White House aide Garrett Ziegler after Biden claimed he can’t get out of debt because no one is buying his memoir and art and because he and his family were forced to relocate from their posh Malibu rental home after the wildfires.
Again, I ask: How does a broke crackhead manage to obtain a “posh Malibu rental home”? Particularly after getting burned out of his Malibu mansion? The math isn’t mathing, folks. But wait, it gets better.
My friend Laura Loomer has more to say about the poverty-stricken Hunter Biden. It turns out that he’s residing in South Africa.
In an international investigation with my contacts on the ground in Cape Town, South Africa, I have captured exclusive photos of Hunter Biden this morning with his Secret Service detail—PROVING that he fled the country right after he was served a deposition notice in his failed Laptop lawsuit on 2/28/25.
I exclusively reported this over a week ago, and the media ignored it and doubted my claims that Hunter Biden was still getting US Secret Service protection since Joe Biden is no longer in the White House as President. So, I decided to take my investigation international and matters into my own hands to prove the media and detractors wrong and expose this egregious waste and abuse of US taxpayer funds. I can also exclusively confirm the US Secret Service is being forced to protect Hunter Biden, his second wife Melissa Cohen, and their child Beau as they shop at high-end stores and live in an oceanside villa in Cape Town for the next 6 weeks to 3 months.
And I thought the hillbilly Clintons made out like political bandits! Hunter Biden takes the cake.
His father never should have been president, and Hunter Biden should have been another tragic story of drug-abuse gone wrong. Instead, Hunter is living his best life at taxpayer expense.
Loomer continues,
On 3/5/25, just 9 days ago, Hunter Biden signed a declaration that he and his lawyers submitted to the federal court in Los Angeles, CA UNDER OATH WITH PENALTY OF PERJURY, in which he said he is “broke” and millions of dollars in debt. Now, despite claiming poverty, Hunter is living the high life in one of the most expensive neighborhoods on the continent of Africa, all while being protected by the US Secret Service! I can confirm via my on-the-ground investigation that the US Secret Service is working with the US Embassy in Pretoria, South Africa to provide US taxpayer-funded protection for Hunter Biden and his wife during their entire time in South Africa, and his Secret Service detail includes 12 agents per day. 4 agents work to protect Hunter and his wife every 8 hours in 3 shifts, for a total of 12 Secret Service agents every day, ON US TAXPAYER DIME!
Eat your heart out, Leftist African-Americans, because Hunter Biden, the self-proclaimed broke artist and memoirist, is living in an oceanside villa in the Motherland, and you can’t afford groceries.
He’s shopping at high-end stores, presumably not at the Dollar General, and is being protected by 12—yes, TWELVE—Secret Service agents daily. All of this is funded by you, the American taxpayer.
But wait, didn’t he just claim under oath that he’s broke? Apparently, “broke” means something different in the Biden family dictionary. For most of us, being broke means eating ramen noodles, canceling Netflix, and dodging creditors. For Hunter, it means jetting off to South Africa, living in a villa, and having a small army of Secret Service agents at his disposal.
And let’s not forget the Malibu rental home. You know, the one he had to leave because of wildfires. Because when you’re broke, the first thing you do is rent a posh Malibu home. Makes perfect sense, right?
The audacity of this man is truly breathtaking. He’s managed to turn being a broke crackhead into an art form. While the rest of us struggle to make ends meet, Hunter Biden is living the high life on our dime. Imagine the media coverage of this story is Hunter Biden were Hunter Trump.
So, here’s to you, Hunter Biden. The most fascinating crackhead in history. May your art never sell and your memoir remain unread. South Africa, hide your prostitutes.
