Democrats blame Joe Biden’s constant tripping on stairs on his wearing of dress shoes. Interesting, since it’s not like he’s wearing high heels for the first time.
Men have been wearing dress shoes for centuries. But suddenly one “world leader” can’t walk in his? Things are so bad that Democrats switched Biden out of dress shoes six months ago and put him in black Cole Hahn tennis shoes, to help Biden feet get a Kung Fu grip.
But according to Fox News, Biden went back to the dress shoes, and it almost cost him:
"Can't someone just carry him!?"
Biden's staff has him wearing sneakers because he slips on the baby steps when he wears dress shoes. pic.twitter.com/ijBi1Sbuwj
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) February 21, 2024
I wrote about the big deal these tiny trip ups really are, particularly because these days all eyes are on Biden. In an effort to keep Biden alive for the election, we are offering a clever way to protect Biden, and hope some of you will play along.
We want to send Joe Biden our Trump Nickname Tennis Shoes where he is featured as “China Joe”.
When Joe Biden struts around town in these legendary sneakers that showcase the memorable nicknames 45 bestowed upon his political rivals, we all but GUARANTEED no slippage going up or down stairs.
Once Biden slips on…oops, “puts on” these bad boys, he will suddenly feel like the golden-maned gladiator who roundhouse-kicked the deep state into oblivion.
The MAGA power will flow from Biden’s toes to his tongue, certain to help him correct those “slips of the tongue”.
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If you decide to keep Biden on his feet and get him a pair of these Trump Nickname Sneakers, be sure to list Biden’s mailing address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC 20500
Help us load Biden up with sneakers for all occasions. Let’s avoid hearing, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
The Kevin Jackson Network is saving old crooked geriatric lives one at a time.
And consider getting this pair for yourself.
They only come in men’s and women’s, so the non-binary need not apply.
We’ve been told by our “shoeologists” that these shoes give the wearer the ability to leap over walls, which is why we have been prohibited from selling them in Mexico.
