Democrat Integrity: Missing, Presumed Dead
Integrity in DC is as hard to find as a good barber, mechanic, or as some women have told me, gynecologist.
We all know what integrity should mean: doing the right thing when no one’s looking, standing by your principles even when it costs you. Unfortunately, in politics, integrity is more of a suggestion than a requirement—like speed limits in California or CNN’s commitment to the truth.
The problem? We need integrity in government. We’re supposed to elect representatives to do our bidding, not use our tax dollars as a personal slush fund. But somewhere along the way, the Left decided “public service” was just a fancy way of saying “enrich yourself while gaslighting the peasants.”
And now, they don’t even bother hiding it.
Presidential Love at First Felony
If integrity were a person, it would have packed its bags and left the White House the minute Joe Biden was inaugurated. And nowhere is that clearer than in his full-blown Godfather-level protection of Hunter.
We were told for years that Hunter was just a “misunderstood artist” with a heart of gold (and a nose full of something else). Every crime, every scandal—swept under the rug faster than that cocaine Hunter dropped at the White House. But when even the DOJ couldn’t keep the charade going, Daddy Biden stepped in.
We all knew he would pardon Hunter. Sure, Biden and the media played it cool for a while, but let’s be real—Biden would pardon Hunter for murder if he had to. “My son’s the smartest guy I know,” he slurs, which is a terrifying statement considering Hunter’s laptop fiasco. Smart guys don’t leave their laptop with incriminating evidence at a repair shop.
The media, of course, pretended a presidential pardon of a literal crackhead influence peddler is totally normal. “It’s about love,” they said, just like how Hillary deleting 33,000 emails was about convenience and Epstein’s cameras mysteriously stopped working.
The Media’s Integrity: Somewhere Between Bigfoot and Honest Politicians
Speaking of people who wouldn’t recognize integrity if it hit them in the face, let’s talk about the media.
These are the same people who spent four years screaming that Trump was a Russian agent because some Clinton-funded fantasy book said so. But Biden being bought and paid for by China? “No evidence,” they say, as Hunter’s emails read like a CCP payroll spreadsheet.
And let’s not forget what the media said about the aforementioned infamous laptop. They all swore in unison that it was “Russian disinformation” right before the election. Turns out, the laptop was more real than Biden’s hair. But by the time they admitted it, their job was done—America had already been duped into electing a guy whose brain resets mid-sentence.
Integrity in journalism is supposed to mean exposing corruption, holding the powerful accountable. Instead, today’s media are more like government PR agents. Frankly, I have more respect for North Korea’s state news.
Trump, Zelenskyy, and the Left’s Selective Outrage
Here’s a fun game: take anything Trump does, replace his name with Biden, and watch the media response do a full 180.
Take Trump’s meeting with Zelenskyy. President Trump wanted to end the war and get an answer to the obvious question—where’s all our money going?. The Left lost their minds.
“Trump’s undermining democracy!” they shrieked, as if questioning billions in unaccounted-for cash is somehow treasonous and ending the war is a bad thing. But when Biden sends blank checks to Ukraine faster than Hunter burns through coke dealers, silence.
No calls for accountability, no tough questions. Just a whole lot of “Slava Ukraini” bumper stickers from people who couldn’t find Kyiv on a map.
Because in Washington, integrity isn’t about what you do—it’s about who does it. Zelenskyy reneged on the agreed mineral deal three times, and Leftists want to canonize him.
Integrity Is Making a Comeback… And That’s a Problem for the Left
The truth is, integrity is dangerous to the people in charge. It exposes their schemes, shines a light on their corruption. That’s why they attack anyone who has it—whether it’s Trump, whistleblowers, or even regular Americans who ask too many questions.
But here’s the good news: people are waking up. The lies aren’t working like they used to. Every DOGE revelation, and dot connecting the criminals sounds yet another alarm.
Integrity isn’t dead—it’s just been out of fashion for a while. But like bell-bottoms or basic math in schools, it might just be making a comeback. And that’s the Left’s worst nightmare.
