Satire & Irony

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  Obama Killed Osama Action Figures (Photo)

  May 20, 2013 at 10:32 am 5 comments

  n light of the scandals taking place in the Obama administration, the White House has released previously classified items to remind us that Obama killed Osama bin Laden.
 
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  Obama, Not a Great Prez but a Great Pretender!

  May 19, 2013 at 1:02 pm 8 comments

  Obama to mirror: I’m…so in love with you! Ooh ooh… Oh yes…I’m the Great Pretender, Pretending I’m doing so well… I hoped too much, ‘cuz I’m out of touch, I’m clueless, but no one can tell. Too real is this [...]
 
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  Bloomberg Denied 2nd Slice of Pizza

  May 4, 2013 at 11:07 am 22 comments

  Since the Left doesn’t think we have a sense of humor, I’m editing this to note that WE KNOW THIS IS SATIRE! It was posted at the bottom of the article. For you Leftist, I say this to you, Conservatives [...]
 
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  Is Chris Matthews Coming Out Black?

  May 2, 2013 at 8:36 pm 4 comments

  We have not confirmed this story, however there is a rumor that Chris Matthews will be announcing that he is indeed black. That would certainly explain his obsession with “helping” black people. We are unsure as to the timing of [...]
 
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  Michelle Obama: One ‘Busy Mother’

  April 5, 2013 at 8:21 pm 6 comments

  Oops! Doesn’t a smart woman like Michelle realize that there is a big difference between “single” and “busy?” Guess she does, because the first lady quickly corrected her Freudian slip by saying, “Sometimes when you've got the husband who’s president, it can feel a little single, but he's there.”
 
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  Eye Rolls and Egg Rolls at the White House

  April 1, 2013 at 9:43 am 4 comments

  Providing the Ohmies a place to ohm and lending a religious flavor to the occasion is the Yoga Garden, complete with professional yoga instructors. In place of Biblical references to Jesus’ death and resurrection, the New-Age Yoga Garden will pay homage to Sanskrit, Lord Krishna, and the Bhagavad Gita.
 
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  Pick Your Favorite Obama Golf Blooper

  March 30, 2013 at 10:50 am 0 comments

  Barack Obama played more golf that Tiger Woods in 2012, yet there is no footage of his “prowess.” It seems they treat Obama’s golf game like his birth certificate…it doesn’t exist.I can’t even imagine the train wreck of a golf [...]
 
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  Soopermexican: So God Made a Liberal

  March 27, 2013 at 4:42 pm 2 comments

  My good pal Soop gets it oh so right describing why God created a Lefty! This is just too great not to share!  
 
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  Rand Paul Angers McCain and Graham

  March 13, 2013 at 1:12 am 2 comments

  Damn, this was funny—Schmuck Weekly’s take on how the Rand Paul filibuster angered two old white guys with enlarged prostates. Rand Paul Angers McCain and Graham
 
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  It’s Time to Tow the SS ObamAmerica into Port

  February 17, 2013 at 5:17 pm 1 comment

  With no power to the engines and severely compromised water and plumbing systems, the Triumph drifted for five days as the fun-filled cruise to “Funville” turned into a sewage-filled trip to “Sewerville.”
 
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  Another High-Priced President’s Day

  February 17, 2013 at 1:27 pm 5 comments

  That was early in the week. At the end of the week, Mrs. Obama packed up the girls, gathered unto herself close family and friends, and headed westward to luxuriate at some tony Aspen resort while Daddy headed to Palm City, Florida to putz around with Tiger Woods and the boys for an informal duffer tournament.
 
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  My favorite post office cutback

  February 16, 2013 at 10:59 pm 1 comment

  The Post Office has experienced serious cutbacks, and will soon go to week day delivery only. Pressed by Obama for additional budget cuts as well as innovation, the Post Office has revived the Pony Express. Selection of the “Wiener” dog [...]
 
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  Evidence has surfaced to prove Shelia Jackson Lee was indeed a slave!

  February 16, 2013 at 4:08 pm 6 comments

  I am just guessing but I am pretty sure they are using the same photoshoppers that created 0′s family album.  But hey, at least she has proof, right?
 
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  Belated Valentine Wishes from the White House

  February 15, 2013 at 4:42 pm 0 comments

   From the White House to you! P.S.  More proof 0 is shoots all the time!
 
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  GA Dems draws the line at FUN

  February 14, 2013 at 8:28 pm 11 comments

  It seems Dems may have lost their sense of humor, at least when it comes to them. According to this article, A state lawmaker in Georgia is so perturbed that someone used Photoshop to put his head on a porn [...]
 
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  And the caption winner is…for Little Girl with Obama?

  February 14, 2013 at 7:25 pm 70 comments

  This one is ripe for a CAPTION? How about, “Don’t act like you don’t see your REAL birth certificate, Barry!” OR, what about, “I don’t talk to CHEATERS, Mr. Fraudulent President!” Surely you can come up with something fun. Who [...]
 
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  Rubio’s Drinking Problem

  February 14, 2013 at 6:20 pm 67 comments

  But then the unthinkable happened. Something so horrible, so disastrous, that conservatives across America watched within seconds the hopes of a 2016 presidential victory slip from our hands. Rubio took a sip of water.
 
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  Guns don’t kill people, Liberals do!

  February 12, 2013 at 11:31 pm 3 comments

            Plutopians don’t want you to know who is crazy. It’s THEM. Guns shouldn’t be banned, Liberals should. And Liberalism should be an offense punishable by at least 5 years in a psychiatric hospital. Liberals love [...]