Satire & Irony
When politics meets contempt.
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Obama, Not a Great Prez but a Great Pretender!
Obama to mirror: I’m…so in love with you! Ooh ooh… Oh yes…I’m the Great Pretender, Pretending I’m doing so well… I hoped too much, ‘cuz I’m out of touch, I’m clueless, but no one can tell. Too real is this [...] -
Bloomberg Denied 2nd Slice of Pizza
Since the Left doesn’t think we have a sense of humor, I’m editing this to note that WE KNOW THIS IS SATIRE! It was posted at the bottom of the article. For you Leftist, I say this to you, Conservatives [...] -
Is Chris Matthews Coming Out Black?
We have not confirmed this story, however there is a rumor that Chris Matthews will be announcing that he is indeed black. That would certainly explain his obsession with “helping” black people. We are unsure as to the timing of [...] -
Michelle Obama: One ‘Busy Mother’
Oops! Doesn’t a smart woman like Michelle realize that there is a big difference between “single” and “busy?” Guess she does, because the first lady quickly corrected her Freudian slip by saying, “Sometimes when you've got the husband who’s president, it can feel a little single, but he's there.” -
Eye Rolls and Egg Rolls at the White House
Providing the Ohmies a place to ohm and lending a religious flavor to the occasion is the Yoga Garden, complete with professional yoga instructors. In place of Biblical references to Jesus’ death and resurrection, the New-Age Yoga Garden will pay homage to Sanskrit, Lord Krishna, and the Bhagavad Gita. -
Pick Your Favorite Obama Golf Blooper
Barack Obama played more golf that Tiger Woods in 2012, yet there is no footage of his “prowess.” It seems they treat Obama’s golf game like his birth certificate…it doesn’t exist.I can’t even imagine the train wreck of a golf [...] -
Soopermexican: So God Made a Liberal
My good pal Soop gets it oh so right describing why God created a Lefty! This is just too great not to share! -
Rand Paul Angers McCain and Graham
Damn, this was funny—Schmuck Weekly’s take on how the Rand Paul filibuster angered two old white guys with enlarged prostates. Rand Paul Angers McCain and Graham -
It’s Time to Tow the SS ObamAmerica into Port
With no power to the engines and severely compromised water and plumbing systems, the Triumph drifted for five days as the fun-filled cruise to “Funville” turned into a sewage-filled trip to “Sewerville.” -
Another High-Priced President’s Day
That was early in the week. At the end of the week, Mrs. Obama packed up the girls, gathered unto herself close family and friends, and headed westward to luxuriate at some tony Aspen resort while Daddy headed to Palm City, Florida to putz around with Tiger Woods and the boys for an informal duffer tournament. -
My favorite post office cutback
The Post Office has experienced serious cutbacks, and will soon go to week day delivery only. Pressed by Obama for additional budget cuts as well as innovation, the Post Office has revived the Pony Express. Selection of the “Wiener” dog [...] -
Evidence has surfaced to prove Shelia Jackson Lee was indeed a slave!
I am just guessing but I am pretty sure they are using the same photoshoppers that created 0′s family album. But hey, at least she has proof, right? -
Belated Valentine Wishes from the White House
From the White House to you! P.S. More proof 0 is shoots all the time! -
GA Dems draws the line at FUN
It seems Dems may have lost their sense of humor, at least when it comes to them. According to this article, A state lawmaker in Georgia is so perturbed that someone used Photoshop to put his head on a porn [...] -
And the caption winner is…for Little Girl with Obama?
This one is ripe for a CAPTION? How about, “Don’t act like you don’t see your REAL birth certificate, Barry!” OR, what about, “I don’t talk to CHEATERS, Mr. Fraudulent President!” Surely you can come up with something fun. Who [...] -
Rubio’s Drinking Problem
But then the unthinkable happened. Something so horrible, so disastrous, that conservatives across America watched within seconds the hopes of a 2016 presidential victory slip from our hands. Rubio took a sip of water. -
Guns don’t kill people, Liberals do!
Plutopians don’t want you to know who is crazy. It’s THEM. Guns shouldn’t be banned, Liberals should. And Liberalism should be an offense punishable by at least 5 years in a psychiatric hospital. Liberals love [...]
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