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Plutopians

Progressive Liberals’ Utopia, and the place where unicorns poop rainbows that become candy for the Easter Bunny.

  • Obama, aloof?

    Obama, aloof?

    July 29, 2014 at 7:04 am 0 comments
    I read an article that described Obama as “aloof.” What’s shocking is that some people apparently are just realizing this. Thanks again, Captain Obvious. Obama is aloof, and it’s because he now believes he is TOO GOOD for us…period. The […]
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  • Obama: “I’m not partisan!”

    Obama: “I’m not partisan!”

    July 25, 2014 at 3:30 pm 175 comments
    Obama’s second favorite thing to do when he’s not golfing is fundraising. And at a recent fundraiser, Barack Obama said, “I’m not partisan!” Sure he isn’t; and fat meat ain’t greasy and cobras make good house pets. Since Obama came […]
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  • GM car coffins

    GM car coffins

    July 25, 2014 at 1:00 pm 44 comments
    GM has experienced some bad press, because they manufacture death traps. They paid back $40 billion on a $50 billion loan from the American taxpayer, netting $10 billion, and what do they do: build rolling mechanical coffins. So the announcement […]
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  • Mexicans storm the Southern Border

    Mexicans storm the Southern Border

    July 15, 2014 at 11:09 am 170 comments
    No wonder Obama didn’t want to go to the border, and decided to fist bump a gay guy at an Austin, TX bbq joint. The border is no place for a metrosexual who’s only weapon is a 9-iron. But while […]
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  • A Little Reminder For Feminists: One Woman’s Life of Hell in an Afghan Harem

    A Little Reminder For Feminists: One Woman’s Life of Hell in an Afghan Harem

    July 6, 2014 at 12:00 pm 15 comments
    Phyllis Chesler, a 72 year old feminist, tells the tale of abhorrent treatment of women by Muslims in Afghanistan: she was an Afghan bride and kept a prisoner.
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  • Americans Have Always Distrusted Government

    Americans Have Always Distrusted Government

    July 6, 2014 at 6:00 am 29 comments
    Obama is audacious if nothing else. He advises us to reject voices warning of tyranny, while the IRS and Justice Department were actively engaged in tyranny. The Founding Fathers will have none of it.
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  • The Meaning Behind Obama’s Ums and Uhs

    The Meaning Behind Obama’s Ums and Uhs

    June 28, 2014 at 3:00 pm 58 comments
    Obama's Ums and Uhs strongly resemble the speech patterns of pyschopaths.
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  • BREADCRUMBS: Hillary Clinton won’t run for president

    BREADCRUMBS: Hillary Clinton won’t run for president

    May 20, 2014 at 7:55 am 67 comments
    The signs are coming in. By way of Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton has “come clean” about her bump on the head…or as clean as a Clinton can get anyway. As reported by ABC News: Bill Clinton did more today than defend his […]
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  • Viral: Sad sister advice column

    Viral: Sad sister advice column

    May 14, 2014 at 7:16 pm 3 comments
    I call BS on this story about a sister who won’t let her other sister hang with her. This is Liberal propaganda, and I can prove it. Everything leading up to the part about the “good” sister being a Liberal, […]
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  • In Californicate men can be women, and women can be men

    In Californicate men can be women, and women can be men

    May 11, 2014 at 7:49 am 47 comments
    If things were nutty enough in the Land of Flakes, California wants to go gender neutral when it comes to parenting. CA legislators have proposed AB 1951, a bill where “same-sex parents will be able to accurately identify each parent […]
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  • Family of dead robber says he’s the victim (video)

    Family of dead robber says he’s the victim (video)

    May 6, 2014 at 2:16 pm 44 comments
    In case you are wondering just how warped Liberalism is, here is a great example. The family of a 19-year old who was killed while robbing a Waffle House say that he’s the victim. “He didn’t have to die, he […]
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  • White Liberal Women worse than slavery on blacks

    White Liberal Women worse than slavery on blacks

    May 6, 2014 at 11:25 am 18 comments
    Noel Ignatiev, a Liberal professor recently proclaimed that white males “don’t deserve to live.” Well I think he got it wrong, and he should be mad at Liberal women. Here is more of Ignatiev’s comment. “If you are a white male, […]
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  • American taxpayers officially funding crackheads

    American taxpayers officially funding crackheads

    May 4, 2014 at 7:59 am 11 comments
    Drug dealers are being paid with EBT or SNAP cards, we will soon be funding medical marijuana under ObamaCare, so why not pay a crackhead Congressman’s salary? According to Breitbart: Convicted Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL) is scheduled to receive $8,700 per […]
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  • Tree huggers in distress (video)

    Tree huggers in distress (video)

    May 2, 2014 at 7:15 am 51 comments
    You want to know why Leftist should be run out of government? Because they are “bat crap crazy!” Watch this video of these tree huggers in distress and tell me you want these weirdos in charge of anything.   These […]
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  • California lottery for the homeless

    California lottery for the homeless

    April 28, 2014 at 6:00 pm 1 comment
    The tolerant compassionate Left of the land of fruits and nuts want to bribe their homeless to leave city property. Lucky for those homeless “occupiers” they are not Tea Party members. Over 30 years ago my deadbeat drug-addict father explained […]
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  • Black Marine says Clive Bundy is NOT a racist

    Black Marine says Clive Bundy is NOT a racist

    April 25, 2014 at 11:12 am 1,633 comments
    Below is what a black Marine has to say about the Clive Bundy comment.   Charlie Delta The media distorts information to the point of social division. This is a photo of myself and the resilient, often charismatic, and maybe […]
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  • Clarence Thomas makes Michigan blacks equal to whites

    Clarence Thomas makes Michigan blacks equal to whites

    April 24, 2014 at 3:00 pm 33 comments
    Clarence Thomas has done black people a FAVOR. Black people in Michigan are now equal to whites. Maybe one day blacks will be equal to whites all over the country?! Yet these silly Negroes on the Left see Thomas as […]
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  • Any guesses to religion of Kansas highway shooter?

    Any guesses to religion of Kansas highway shooter?

    April 20, 2014 at 5:00 pm 82 comments
    If you guessed that the shooter of 12 people along Kansas highways was Jewish or Christian, then you are a brain-dead Liberal. Like the Muslims who terrorized DC in 2002 with highway shootings in DC, this shooter too was a Muslim. […]
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