Plutopians
Progressive Liberals’ Utopia, and the place where unicorns poop rainbows that become candy for the Easter Bunny.
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Democrats Should Admit that Biden is an A-Hole
Why don’t Democrats admit that the loveable old grandpa is just a demented a-hole? It’s not like Americans don’t know…
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US Attorney Divulged Investigation into Biden and Son
Here’s a little morsel of information that didn’t get much traction during the 2020 election. There was already an investigation…
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Wake Up Biden: Americans are Furious Over Potential Pick
Biden declared that he’ll put a black woman on the Supreme Court. But apparently, not everyone is happy to see…
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Does Biden Have New Plans for Kamala?
It seems as though Kamala Harris could be facing a major job change. Unfortunately, it would give her the opportunity…
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China Takes Page from Putin and Threatens Taiwan
Why wouldn’t China use this moment in time to threaten Taiwan? In fact, it would surprise no one if China…
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Pelosi in 2022: Determined or Deranged?
Pelosi officially announced her intentions to seek re-election during the 2022 midterms. After 35 years in office, one has to…
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Biden’s LAUGHABLE Daily Schedule
All the world knows that Biden can’t function more than about 4 hours a day. Take out basic hygiene and…
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OUTPERFORMED: Biden PROVES He’s a Braindead Moron
Not that anybody really questioned Biden’s competency, because only an idiot wouldn’t believe the old fart is a complete moron.…
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Biden’s Odd Answer about his Mental Competence
Even Democrats now question Biden’s mental competence. Correction: Democrats now openly question Biden’s mental competence. Recall, this was a campaign…
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Biden Credited With More Than 100 LIES Thus Far
We’ve now passed the one year mark. It feels like we should all get a free T-shirt. “I survived Biden’s…
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University of Michigan President INVOKES the ‘Democrat Rule’ in Sexual Misconduct
Democrats tell you what dirt exists to your face. All you have to do is pay attention. For example, when…
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Kamala Harris’ HORRENDOUS Interview
I chuckle at Leftists who keep hoping things will improve with Biden-Harris. The ticket that won by coup is suddenly…
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[ARCHIVE] Biden Will NOT Run in 2024
I love being right and rubbing it in the faced of Leftists. That’s what I live for, and I’m excellent…
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Biden’s Latest Afghanistan Fumble Costs Taxpayers $308M
Biden bungled everything to do with Afghanistan, and now his administration wants to pay off the Taliban. Apparently, rock bottom…
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Biden Calls Out Trump- Then Trump Claps Back
It’s January 6th again, and this year, Biden hopes to capitalize on the riots at the White House one year…
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“Let’s Go Brandon” Caller Further Irks Biden
An Oregon man achieved his five minutes of fame when he called President Biden and the First Lady and cheered…
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Liberal Journalists Exhausted by Ruse: We Don’t Bend to the WuFlu
Here’s the leftist journalism shift of the decade. Suddenly, after nearly two years of bowing to every claimed fluctuation regarding…
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CDC: Previous Vaccinations Were Waste of Time
If you know how to read between the lines, you learn that the vaccinations were a waste of time. And…
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Biden Cost Taxpayers Another $350M With This Dumb Move
The border crisis threatens Texas and other southern states as more than a million migrants have walked across the border.…
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Harris Destroys Biden’s Plans to Run Again
Joe Biden recently announced his plans to run with Kamala Harris again in the 2024 election. But he also called…
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Leftist Says Criticizing Biden is a danger to Democracy
There may come a time in Leftist America where you can’t criticize the leader. Even if the leader is a…
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Trump’s Tweets: Look at This Biden Administration Clown
Although most Conservative Americans loved Trump’s tweets, the fake news media declared otherwise. But if you did think Trump’s tweets…
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Biden’s Holiday Wishes: Doom and Gloom for the Unvaxxed
‘Tis the season of “severe illness and death” due to the omicron variant of the coronavirus. At least that’s the message…
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Elon Musk: Will Pay More in Taxes in One Year than ALL Democrats in Congress
Elon Musk baited Democrats, as the Party of Lynching Black People accused Musk of being a tax cheat. But as…
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Holy Crap Racist White Leftist Democrats
What does Joe Biden have to do to prove the man is a walking talking racist a-hole? As I say…
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Is Kamala Harris Brainwashing the President?
Remember when Kamala Harris referred to herself as the President of the United States? Well, it looks like she may…
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Leftist Version of Religion ALLOWS Hatred of Whites
Hatred of whites is openly allowed in the Leftist version of “woke” America. Amazing how Leftists merely move their racism…
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Hillary Clinton and the Long Trail of Tears
How many times does this woman have to fail miserably, in public, before she finally crawls under her rock to…
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Boss from Hell: Kamala Harris Former Staffers Speak Out
It surprises no one to learn that Kamala Harris is a bitch of a boss. This is typical for Leftist…
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New York Times Schools Biden: Funding Illegals 101
I remember a time when all the major players were respectable news outlets. Fox, NBC, CBS, CNN, the New York…
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Just In Time for Christmas: MORE LOST JOBS
The bad news just keeps on getting worse. And President Biden is running out explanations, but you can bet he’ll…
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House Democrats Reveal Real Stupidity While Thanking Biden
When you have a job like mine, you read a lot of headlines. And sometimes, those headlines seem like absolute…
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The Clintons Spotted and It Wasn’t Pretty
In what is undoubtedly location scouting for Free Willy – The Clinton Edition, the Clintons were spotted walking on the…
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Democrats FURIOUS over latest Wuflu Developments
While Leftists continue pushing for lockdowns and mandates, they continue to get bad news on the scamdemic. In the latest…
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Biden’s Thanksgiving SNUB to Americans
The President jetted off to Nantucket for the holiday, where he spent Thanksgiving with a billionaire. And he scoffs at…
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Have Leftists Finally Started Burning Cities When White People Are Killed?
Holy Mother of Mayhem, have Leftists finally started protecting white people? Actually, it’s far worse. Is Kyle Rittenhouse a Grand…
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New Polling: How Low Can Biden Go?
BREAKING NEWS: Joey “Demento” Biden continues his downward slide in polling. And the latest numbers shocked even the most hardened…
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Plan B Invoked: Kamala Holds Presidential Powers
During the election, millions of Americans speculated that Biden wouldn’t be able to complete his presidency- whether he died of…
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Leading Leftist Attempts to Deny Inflation
Of course Biden doesn’t understand the inflation he’s created. He’s a demented clown sitting in the one place he never…
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Record Number of People QUITTING Jobs
As if Biden’s supply-chain woes needed another kick in the ass. Why are over 4 million people quitting their jobs?…
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Even Fake News Polls Don’t Help Biden
Captain Demento can’t catch a break these days. Because even fake news polls offer no solace. In this Yahoo News…
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What People Missed About Biden’s ‘Negro’ Comment
I’m always amazed at how people miss the real message with Leftists. And in this latest example, Joe Biden says…
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Kamala Harris Got a RUDE Reception
Kamala Harris is a bigger joke than her feckless leader, Captain Demento. And Americans are letting them know. With apparently…
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Democrats Blame Black Voters for Election Losses
Democrats got their asses kicked in the Virginia governor’s race, and they did what Democrats do: blame black people. And…
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I Was Subjected to VOTER SUPPRESSION Yesterday!
I’ve never missed a vote in my entire life. I happily walked in to my polling precinct yesterday in my…
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Texas Law Enforcement Infuriates Team Biden
Last year, a Biden campaign bus rolled through Texas. And a Trump train chased them out of the state. For…
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Priceless: Biden Explains His Job to Elementary Students
Sadly, Joe Biden recently visited an elementary school, where he attempted to explain his job to the young students. I…
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NIH Data DEBUNKS Vaccine Mandates
I want you to imagine Joe Biden as James Bond. And as you well know, Biden is no Bond. But…
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Biden Induces Army to Secure Southern Border
After inviting hundreds of thousands of illegals to make a run for the Southern border, Joey Demento now ignores the…
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Biden’s latest grades: D- and F
Color this black man surprised…NOT. But Joe Biden’s latest report card is out. And he gets a D- and an…
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Repeat Offender: Biden Spreads Civil Rights Lies
When Biden ran for President, he repeatedly lied about his participation in the Civil Rights Movement. Advisors warned him to…
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Biden and Democrats PANICKED Over Christmas
Expect Democrats to soon start level-setting about Christmas. Shortly, we may hear them saying things like, “Christmas is not about…
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This Whack-a-doo Dem Claims Border is Secure AND Sovereign
If you want to understand Leftists derangement, consider what this Democrat clown declared about America’s porous and grossly unprotected Southern…
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Leftists Declare Weather “RACIST”
The Left finally attacked weather, declaring the natural phenomena racist. Black Leftists joined the chorus of “climate change” because they…
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Biden Metaphor: Drunk Man Joins Search Party for Himself
If there ever were a story that depicts Demented Joe, this fits the bill. Joe Biden is as lost as…
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Border Towns Employ New Strategy: SUE BIDEN
The “Commander in Chief” refuses to issue a few commands. So it’s time the citizens take the law into their…
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Confirmed: Mainstream Media Hid the Truth During Election
When news of Hunter Biden’s laptop escapades first surfaced during the election, the mainstream media quickly discredited it as “misinformation.”…
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Kellyanne Conway Comes Out SWINGING Against the CRETIN-IN-CHIEF
Former senior White House counselor to President Trump, attorney, business entrepreneur and the first woman in American history to ever…
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Crime and (No) Punishment, Democrat Style.
Crime and (No) Punishment, Democrat Style. On the Take! The rapid rise in crime should come as little surprise to…
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White House Humiliated: Cut the Clown Feed
Joe Biden became America’s biggest embarrassment on January 6th. That’s the real reason behind the Capitol riots. To distract us…
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Biden Greeted with ‘Resign you tyrant!’
Joey Demento is not having a good month. And Leftists shouldn’t expect that to change. First, the Taliban took turns…
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Trump to America: We Have NO CHOICE
Most of us don’t remember the Great Depression first hand. We read about it in our history books. We heard…
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Email Reveals Biden CAVED to Union DEMANDS
Masks are ineffective, and even the “vaxer” idiots know this. But the Leftists who support this money-grabbing, freedom-killing Wuflu ruse…
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WEIRD: Joe Biden Wanders Off Stage
America and the rest of the world knows that Joe Biden is a demented clown. Sadly, due to The Big…
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Afghanistan: Biden’s Hysterical Fight for Women’s Rights
The Taliban treated Joe Biden like a Muslim woman in their public sodomy of Team Biden. And the world watched.…
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Biden to Americans: Let’s Kick ‘Em While They’re Down
Biden made a mockery of the United States in Afghanistan. He’s destroyed our jobs, ruined our economy, crippled our citizens.…
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Biden Checks for ‘Nap Time’ at Ceremony for Fallen Military
Joey Demento Biden can’t miss nap time or bad things happen. That’s why during the ceremony to honor the people…
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What Obama got RIGHT about Joe Biden
Barack “Baby Black Jesus” Obama got much wrong, and is undoubtedly one of the worst presidents in American history. However…
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Sword and Sorcery in Afghanistan
The rules of the universe, the mind of god and the laws of physics are all one in the same.…
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Move Over Schumer: AOC Sets Sights on Higher Seat
AOC wants New Yorkers to believe she works closely with Chuck Schumer to do what’s best for their state. But…
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Democrats Devastated: Harris WORST VP in History
Every high profile female strategist on the left recently gathered for a dinner in DC. The topic at hand: What…
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Cuomo’s Caught! 165 Pages of Guilt
Remember when Andrew Cuomo brazenly demanded that Judge Kavanaugh pass a polygraph during his confirmation hearing? Talk about the backfire…
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EYES POP as Dinner Pals Ask Trump THE BIG 2024 Question!
Turns out, if you really want to know what the future holds for voters, have dinner with Donald Trump. He’s…
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Biden: Voter ID is the New SLAVERY
Democrats will never stop using their own Jim Crow laws to pretend to care about the Black vote. Speaking of…
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Did Biden ‘Update’ his Vote Count to 6 Million LESS?
President Trump did a bit of math for Joey Demento. And it has to do with the vote count. Trump…
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Haitian President Assassinated, Clintons Trend on Twitter
Can we add another body to the “Clinton Body Count?” Who knows? But given what the Clinton Gang has done…
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Hunter Biden: ‘Half my salary went to paying Joe’s bills’
Turns out, while Joe Biden landed his son a lucrative position that paid Hunter millions, dear old dad was in…
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Facebook Goes Big Brother on Users
Facebook is a Leftist scourge. And this new policy would have gone over well in Hitler’s Germany. Check out what…
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Juneteenth Celebrated with National Day of Violence
Joey Demento Biden opened the Democratic Party playbook, and America celebrates another holiday built on Democrat guilt. The declaration making…
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Biden the Stammering Clown on Putin
Joey Demento Biden has a lot going against him. First, he shows his brain-damage almost every time he appears in…
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The Political Symbolism of Mask Wearing
Symbolic Representation is as Old as Time. Symbols and logos have been part of human culture since its inception. They…
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The Green Energy FAILURE AOC and Other Leftists Won’t Discuss
Recall that Obama wasted billions on a 1% gain in green energy. Also, he buried so many climate-change addendums in…
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Capitol Riots Force AOC into Therapy
AOC holds the power to consistently make conservatives shake their heads. She’s a confusing contradiction sporting big hoop earrings as…
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2022 Election Bloodbath Coming for Democrats
Democrats cheated their rotten asses off in the 2020 Presidential Election, including down ticket. But things will be very different…
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Racist Maxine Waters admits She’s a Racist
Holy Mother of James Brown, Representative Maxine Waters (D-CA) spoke the truth. About herself. Waters appeared recently on KTLA’s “Inside…
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California Recall Faces Ironic Twist
Like with all things in Hollywood, there is always a sequel. In California politics, rewinding and rebranding old political strategies…
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Psaki Announces Plans to Step Down
Would you want to be spokesperson for Joey Demento Biden? That’s one tough job. Apparently, current White House Press Secretary…
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Biden Climate Nominee Supports Green Energy Rip-Off
In the latest spin from Democrats, we learn the pandemic was actually “good for us.” In fact, we should thank…
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Former Obama Adviser RIPS OFF Charter School
File this under, “I’m not surprised at all.” Now we learn that a former Obama adviser stole money from a…
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PREDICTION: AZ Will Uncover MASSIVE 2020 Presidential Election Fraud
What will the social media Gestapo do? Because massive election fraud occurred in the 2020 Presidential Election. And Big Tech…
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Biden Administration Halts Space Exploration
We knew Biden would concede to our adversaries. His alliance with China works no other way. It Was “One Small…
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Unbelievable! Biden’s First Press Conference Finally Happened
Captain Joey Demento can speak, after all. Just not coherently. We knew he’d eventually emerge for a press conference. I…
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Biden Uses Trump “Cages” for Children
Leftists Hypocrisy 101: Keeping children in cages is only bad when Trump’s in charge. It’s amazing how changing presidents suddenly…
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Biden Administration Keeps Spotlight off Biden Family Dirty Dealings
The Biden family is crooked. In fact, Joe Biden warned younger brother Frank recently. It seems Frank behaves a bit…
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Another Raffensperger Scandal Stigmatizes Georgia Election
Most conservatives knew exactly what would happen once Joe Biden took office. Stories of election fraud would start to surface…
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Maxine Waters and Her Million Dollar Breech
Speaking of black men and women who voted for Donald Trump, Maxine Waters once said “I will never ever forgive…
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New Biden Venture: Crackhead Art
Newly minted “First Son” Hunter Biden emerged from hiding to announce his new venture. Art. Let’s see what foreign country…
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Trump’s Inauguration Promise: We’ll Be Back
The big nasty day has arrived. And conservatives know we’re in for a tumultuous ride. But one promise shines a…
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Antifa Activist Issued Call to Arms at Florida Capitol
Antifa Activist Daniel Alan Baker, issued a ‘call to arms’ against the Florida state Capitol. He’s now been arrested by…
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TRAITOR: Lindsey Graham Faces Angry Mob
Sometimes when a headline crosses your desk, all you can say is “I saw that one coming.” And that’s exactly…
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Liberal Amnesia Plagues Democrats
When it comes to violence in our country, there is one certainty we can’t ignore. Almost all violence originates on…
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PA Vote Count now CONFIRMED Fraud
The media seems to have wholly ignored this story. But the story is huge and involves the Pennsylvania vote. While…
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OUCH: Fox News Ratings Slide CONTINUES
It’s been a month since the election, and things haven’t improved for Fox News. They are still taking a beating.…
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California To Add More Republican House Seats
California Leftism is goes stale. A Twist of Fate. As reported two years ago, the much hyped Democrat ‘Blue-Wave’ cost…
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Sh*t Show: Socialism is the New Democrat
Forget “Orange is the New Black.” It’s time to tune in to the real sh*t show- “Socialism is the New…
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Trump Train Drives Biden Out of Town
As I’ve said recently, Democrats believe they stand a chance of turning Texas blue. It’s a snowball’s chance in hell,…
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Biden’s Baffling Show of Cognitive Impairment Rules Rally
In these last few days before the election, Biden needs to be in top form. But that’s not what voters…
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Another Postal Worker Facing Charges
Once again, President Trump is right as rain. There is rampant voter fraud brewing in the 2020 election. This time,…
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